Juggernuts…

November 10, 2008

FOUND THIS WHILE STOPPED AT A LIGHT IN NEW BRITAIN, CONNECTICUT:

CATAGORIES: ODD THINGS FOR SALE, PANASONIC LUMIX DMC-LX3, PHOTOGRAPHY, WTF — Yarbz @ 8:10 am

Hurry While Supplies Last! 50% off selected models…”

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS: 233 YEARS AND COUNTING

CATAGORIES: MILITARY, REAL HEROES, SEMPER FI, USMC — Yarbz @ 8:07 am

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November 9, 2008

Honda invents new nut crushing device

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 10:35 am

Wow.

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November 8, 2008

Live Blogging - Bama v. LSU

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 8:20 pm

OMG

Leigh Tiffin’s last minute field goal was just blocked by LSU. 29 yards Leigh; a mere chip shot for your dad.

Overtime. Bama is not so good at OT.

LSU won the coin toss.

Bama intercepts in the endzone! We get the ball on the 25. JPW’s pass is complete to Julio Jones! First and goal at the one. Coffee is stopped.

This is gonna give me a grabber.

Second and goal… QB keeper…Touchdown!!!

Bama remains undefeated. Wait…they are reviewing. The ruling stands!!! Game over.

Roll Tide Roll.

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November 7, 2008

Just Bad Ass

CATAGORIES: GAS FUEL ENERGY, GENERAL NONSENSE, LOOK WHO'S STILL ALIVE!!! — Spazticus @ 11:25 am

I want one!

Link

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November 6, 2008

Sometimes the answers are irrelevant

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 3:48 pm

Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way is sounds?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical solutions?

If he’s arrested does a mime need to be told he has the right to remain silent?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

If a synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown too?

If a cow laughed would milk come out her nose?

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Little Nancy’s Pet

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, I hate it when this happens, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, REST IN PEACE — Spazticus @ 3:37 pm

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 9:57 am

File under Week 44 of 2008.

We got a new president all elected this week. Congrats to the winner. Here is a great batch of pics of him.

Here he is letting off some steam ofter hitting the gurgling water horn a couple of times (not the same pic as last week, but I do sense a common thread here):

May his grandmother rest in peace. She is on the train to the afterlife.

Buh-bye to Fat Phil Fulmer, the former head coach at Tennessee. Seems that the Tide has another victim (although I know that snake Spurrier will want to claim responsibility).

An intersting typo was spotted in this headline. This headline was completely and utterly un-important. Who gives a fuck where and when Pete Wentz and P-Diddy vote? Honestly. And how about this headline about foot massages for unruly students? This story about a teen that got compacted in a garbage truck could have had a better headline. Maybe we could suggest a better one?

Nick Saban is risking his life this weekend, returning to Baton Rouge, LA as Bama’s head coach. Roll Tide.

Only after George Carlin is far along in his process to decay does the Supreme Court even DARE to revisit the issue of the seven dirty words. Cher should be proud and I think there is very little chance that we will hear Big Bird dropping an f-bomb on Sesame Street.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.