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August 21, 2008

VERY SIMPLE, VERY TRUE:

CATAGORIES: ALL THINGS POLITICAL, GENERAL NONSENSE, GREAT QUOTES — Yarbz @ 2:44 pm

“Remember, there is such a thing as good and evil.” - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

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From my e-mail: Lawyers suck

CATAGORIES: ALL THINGS POLITICAL, History — FloridaBill @ 12:34 pm

This is very interesting! I never thought about it this way. Perhaps this is why so many physicians are conservatives or republicans (Except Feste!).

Thoughtful point of view

The Democrat Party has become the Lawyers’ Party. Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton are lawyers. Bill Clinton and Michelle Obama are lawyers. John Edwards, the other former Democrat candidate for president, is a lawyer, and so is his wife, Elizabeth. Every Democrat nominee since 1984 went to law school (although Gore did not graduate). Every Democrat vice presidential nominee since 1976, except for Lloyd Bentsen, went to law school. Look at the Democrat Party in Congress: the Majority Leader in each house is a lawyer.

The Republican Party is different. President Bush and Vice President Cheney were not lawyers, but businessmen. The leaders of the Republican Revolution were not lawyers. Newt Gingrich was a history professor; Tom Delay was an exterminator; and, Dick Armey was an economist. House Minority Leader Boehner was a plastic manufacturer, not a lawyer. The former Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist is a heart surgeon.

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Caption Contest

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 11:38 am

One look at this pic and I knew we had to have a caption contest.

August 20, 2008

LISTEN UP ALL YOU CRAZY PROTESTER TYPES WHO RANT AND RAVE ABOUT HOW YOU’RE TREATED HERE IN THE GOOD OLD U S OF A

August 19, 2008

Executive Summary

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election, DUH!!!, barack obama, john mccain — FloridaBill @ 9:51 pm

I know that some of you don’t like to read long drawn out missives…so here’s the executive summary of the candidates experience in both Congress and the Military:

John McCain has 26 Years in Congress and 22 years in the military.

Barrack H. Obama has about 143 DAYS in Congress (if he bothered to show up at all and most of that campaigning for the Presidency) and ZER0 time in the military.

Summary Concluded. Any questions?

KOMRADE YARBZ MARGARET THATCHER SLEESTAK PHOTOSHOP:

Bigfoot Body Revealed to Be Halloween Costume

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 10:28 am

So it really was a rubber suit.

The excitement over a supposed Bigfoot body that built all last week, culminating Friday in a circus-like press conference in Palo Alto, Calif., collapsed like a wet soufflé over the weekend as an independent investigator found out it was all fake.

SearchingforBigfoot.com owner Tom Biscardi paid an “undisclosed sum” to Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, the two Georgia men who say they found the body, for their frozen corpse and the privilege of trotting them out in front of TV cameras.

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August 15, 2008

JNN News Flash: Tampholio Dead

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 11:11 am

JNN has confirmed at 7:15 EST this morning USDA officials along with Argentinean police, volunteers from the Wisconsin Dairy Association and the Texas Cattle Consortium tracked and killed the notorious bovine violator Tampholio in Argentina. Tampholio has been on and off the USDA’s most wanted list for 10 years and has rampaged across two continents leaving in his wake millions of dollars of damage. His most costly desecration was stopping all mike production in Wisconsin for weeks after he broke out of a maximum security prison and went on a four week herd raping storm. Although he was caught several times he always managed to escape catching the guards with there pants down. He was last detained in Guantanamo Bay and during his escape he hide in the rectum of a prisoner that was released.

Caption Contest

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 10:07 am

Well I guess it’s time for another caption contest. This week’s prize is a slightly chewed chicklet. So ladies and the rest of you do your worst.

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