CATAGORIES: 2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS,POLITICS AND POLITICIANS — Sal Uki @ 2:01 am

What we learned from a vanilla field in the Hawkeye state:

- The Perry charade is over.
- Bachmann’s even crazier than we thought. Vowing to hunker down in South Carolina until nagging her way to a nomination.
- Ron Paul is his own worst enemy. Allowing nuclear weapons in Iran makes you unelectable. Period.
- Mitten is mitten. He’s got the resources, not the charisma.
- Newt was so mad I thought he was gonna turn green and rip his shirt off.
- 39 people still like Herman Cain. Now before you go googling how many black people live in Iowa, the answer is seven.

The rest of the way is gonna be a blood bath. Newt will spend the remainder of his campaign pummeling the plastic-faced one from Massachusetts. Santorum was a fluke in the the fact that everyone had a ride on the Iowa pony. His just came at the right time.

The bad news is, none of these clowns are beating Obama. He’s stockpiling the warchest, waiting for a wounded animal. A broke-ass, wounded animal.