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February 16, 2010

RIP ON THE KNACK DUDE, DOUG FIEGER WHO DIED TO SOON FROM CANCER… 57 WTF!

MY SHARONA ORIGINAL FIRST VERSE:

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin’ off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona…

MY REPLACEMENT TRIBUTE VERSE:

Ohh I had a tumor man, a tumor man
Why’d I have to die so young, Carcinoma!
Ooh I fought it really hard, oh really hard.
But I couldn’t beat the damn Carcinoma
Gave it my best shot, no give up.
Such an evil thing. Thought I’d live to be eighty five
or even ninety five. My my I die to soon. Da Da Da Damn Carcinoma!

Rip Doug, I hope you find some cool dead guys to play with…

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OK… LET’S GET HIM SHIPPED TO NEW YORK FOR TRIAL AND MAKE SURE WE READ HIM HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS SO WE DON’T ILLEGALLY OBTAIN INFORMATION THAT WILL SAVE MARINES LIVES OF POSSIBLY HURT THE TALIBAN FIGHTERS. AS A MATTER OF FACT, LETS GET A MASSEUSE OUT THERE QUICK SO WE CAN EASE THE STRESS HE MUST FEEL BY BEING CAPTURED BY EVIL INFIDEL MARINES… AND WHAT ABOUT SOME SUSHI AND…

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February 15, 2010

“My Sharona” Singer from “The Knack” Dead

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — FloridaBill @ 12:35 pm

RIP pop singer dude, Doug Fieger.

February 12, 2010

IS NOTHING SACRED? THIS IS ONE STEP MORE DEADLY THAN MACHINE GUN JUBBLIES… EXPLODING TERROR TITS:

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 9:00 am

File under Week 6 of 2010.

What a week.

After the Super Bowl last Sunday, snow in the MidAtlantic and in the Midwest were the big stories this week. Today, it looks like the Deep South is getting hit pretty hard.

Happy birthday on Tuesday of this week to my dad. My son has a birthday next week. Happy birthday gentlemen.

From the “I hate it when that happens” files comes this story about a guy who will now dance like he has two left feet.

In addition to the snow, we had an earthquake that awoke us on Wednesday morning. We knew what it was immediately and got confirmation soon thereafter. It was not that bad, but did keep me pretty tired for the rest of the day since it happened at 3:59 am.

RIP to Fred Morrison, inventor of the “Pluto platter”; better known as the Fruisbee.

Beer is good for your bones. Beer is good for your bones. Don’t you just want to shout it from the rooftops?

Toyota continued to take it in the ass for a second week, recalling even more vehicles and on Wednesday, Honda joined in the fray.

Fucktards of the week:

Scott and Andrea Bass. They locked a 14 year old in the bathroom or a closet for week on end without food or water. How could they?

This yet to be named school staffer in Knoxville, TN who shot the principal. Dumbass.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all. Don’t forget Valentine ’s Day is Sunday.

February 10, 2010

POOTER SATCHMO DIAGNOSED WITH MALIGNANT TUMOR ON HIS TONGUE :-(

We just got back from the vet and Satchmo has cancer. We will probably have to send him off on a kitty journey in three or so weeks… Sad news… He is a good pooter. We figure he is about 15 to 16 years old…

Here is a pic of pooter Satchmo from 2001:

‘Deadliest Catch’ captain Phil Harris dies at age 53

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — jason @ 11:24 am

content.usatoday.com/communities/entertainment/post/2010/02/deadliest-catch-captain-phil-harris-dies-at-age-53/1

LOOSE LIPS KILL OUR TROOPS… HEY POLITICIANS AND STUPID PEOPLE, LISTEN UP! STFU!!! WE SHOULD ANNOUNCE THE NEXT TIME A MEMBER OF CONGRESS PLANS ON FLYING INTO AFGHANISTAN… DATE, TIME, PLACE… SEE HOW THEY LIKE IT.

February 9, 2010

Hell Yes!!!!

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — DaneBramage @ 9:05 am

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