Ha… I nearly tickled myself with that one.

There is a previoulsy unknown child (name: Lars P. Ness) that bill fathered when he was 5 (Yes, he has always been a man’s man…)

This child, now man, is seeking to have FB pay for his sex change, scratch that, species change, from man to half horse, half iguana. Once Lars becomes the HorsGuana, FB will be required to feed him hay and small insects 25 times daily.

FB is fighting this of course. Please support him as a 5 year old should not be held liable for his actions… even if he does have powerful seed.

FB, please don’t get mad for my telling.

We will miss you in Connecticut.

I hope you are fully recovered by the 19th. As usual, I will not be coming to Connecticut this year either. You guys have a great time. FB have a safe trip and do as Yarbz says, get plenty of rest and drink fluids that are not alcohol related.

This was a nice post. FB I want to know about your parenting problem!! You are making me feel like there is a huge box wrapped up and I can’t ever know what is inside….

I didn’t watch much of the Olympics but did see the race where the coach for the speed skater from the Netherlands sent his would be Gold Medal Winner into the wrong lane and he was disqualified… He was pissed and I think that will haunt him for his entire life. I really felt bad for him. Imagine training your entire life for one thing, having it for all intents and purposes and then finding out that you lost it due to a slight mistake…

Sorry to hear that your parenting skills are being put to the test. I shall contact you regarding same. Just be assured that worse (and I don’t even know what it is) has happened to many many parents. Nonetheless, it must be difficult and I hope for quick positive resolution.

Pneumonia! Holy crappola! You must be running yourself down. Doc Yarbz prescribes rest, rest and lots of fluids, none of which are amber or alcohol infused, followed by more rest.

Sorry to hear that you’re going to be so far behind. You must count on your co0-workers to step up and help. I know you’ve done the same for countless co-workers in the past…

When you arrive on the 19th (Yarbz 50th Birthday) we’ll likely take it easy. The 20th, Saturday, we’re gonna watch NCAA tourney action, crank vinyl and drink beer from the wall tap. I know we’ll be joined by a number of folks in that endeavor.

Tyre Banks was never one of my favorites. I don’t even know how she was considered one of the supermodels… Anyway, women have always been exploited in the ways described and many enjoy the exploitation. Many do not. Many take advantage of it and many don’t. I guess it comes down to who is doing the exploiting and for what purpose.

Hope that the two babies tortured by the hopefully soon to be dead Jeremiah Scott are too young to remember the incident. I hope they can grow and be immune to it.

Maybe Roy AssBurn was just studying aspects of gay life so he could become a little less ignorant…or maybe he is the classic gay guy hiding his gayness through bashing gays…

Jessie Canfield… Nothing to say except people like her should be put in a can and buried in a field like her name implies…

SU was #1 but then lost to Louisville in the last game of the regular season… I hope it was just a let down… Of course, I am of the opinion that being number one hurts your chances in the tourney as the target on your back is such motivation for every team you play.

Let’s hope that the Supreme’s rule correctly. Otherwise, the founders will rise from their graves like a Michael Jackson video and start eating the flesh of activist pussy wussie judges all over the country. What a great thing that would be, but I still hope that they rule that guns are not only a right, but a responsibility, in today’s massive and growing governmental environment. We may have to fight the feds yet…

Quote from Zardoz:
(http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070948/combined)
“Penis is evil! The Penis shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the Gun shoots Death and purifies the Earth”

We don’t need no stinkin’ dinosaurs!

Thanks for the posts FB!