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February 24, 2016

Trump prevails in Nevada

CATAGORIES: 2016 Presidential Election — FloridaBill @ 8:13 am

The results are in from Nevada and Trump trumped the field. Kasich and Carson are soon to bow out. Rubio showed a strong second and thus Ted “Not Tom” Cruz is about done too. Not long before we see a Bloomberg in this race…

February 19, 2016

Whaddya think?

PLEASE CHECK THIS VIDEO AND LET ME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. I LOVED IT.

February 18, 2016

Feeling the Bern? Enjoy the most hilarious bit of irony ever!

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,HUMOR,POLITICS AND POLITICIANS — Sal Uki @ 8:17 pm

Oh, Bernie. For the man who never had a job til he was 40 (and surprise, it was a government job), this is so fitting. Please pass along to any economic illiterates you may encounter!

February 10, 2016

New Hampshire has spoken

Yesterday, it was New Hampshire’s turn in the every-4th-year-spot-light. Normally, they are a meaningless state with very little to offer the rest of the world. I hear it is lovely in other times of the year. However, on Fat Tuesday 2016, it was cold and snowy and the voters clearly stated that they are fed up with the status quo and they want something different. The Donald and The Bern won hands down. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, but I am sure that Hilleroid is in pain again today. Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum all got votes and they weren’t running. Kasich came in second and Ted “Not Tom” Cruz, Jebidiah Shrub and Marco “The Bot” Rubio all basically tied for third. It looks like NJ Gov Chris “Big Boy” Christie will be bowing out of the race and returning to a buffet in Newark immediately. Fiorina and Carson may have seen their last campaign stops too.

Now it gets good. South Carolina and Nevada are next. The big political families (i.e.: Bush and Clinton) have a bit of an advantage in that they have more money and are better organized. They kinda know how this works and have been here before. Can you say SuperPac? Jebidiah even has his mother out barking for him and that is a good thing. He is still my guy, despite rather abysmal showings in Iowa and NH. I still like the idea of a Bush/Rubio ticket. I think the electorate is going to grow tired of xenophobic ranting and raving. I think we are not ready for Sanders (“Don’t call me Colonel”) and his democratic socialism (whatever the fuck that is). I like what he has to say for the most part but I am just not a fan of redistribution of wealth to the proletariat because that is communism. The Donald just doesn’t have the suave interpersonal skills and sage wisdom to be elected. I could be wrong and the stupid hippies of NH certainly didn’t agree.

February 8, 2016

How'”bout those Broncos?

CATAGORIES: NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,SPORTS,WTF — FloridaBill @ 9:56 am

In a stunning upset, the Denver Broncos and their 39 year old QB Peyton Place Manning won Super Bowl 50. It really wasn’t Manning’s doing, he didn’t play all that well. However, the Denver Defense and Von Miller in particular were stunning and controlled the game.

RIP: Maurice “Reese” White from EW&F

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE,Rock & Roll — FloridaBill @ 9:49 am

Earth Wind & Fire’s front man and founding member Maurice White died on Thursday. RIP Earth, Wind & Fire Dude!

February 2, 2016

Not an obit: RIP Carson, O’Malley, Huckabee, Fiorina, Kasich and hope

It is time to turn this blog back into a political machine. Instead of obituaries of Rock Stars and iconic figures from our youth, we turn to politics as usual following the Iowa caucuses.

Iowa has spoken. It’s a virtual tie for the democrats. Bernie pulled off a stunner against Hilleroid. It has got to sting and feel a little like 2008. That was when Barry Obama started to become a pain in Hilleroid’s rear. The fact that Bern got half and she got half leaves O’Malley (the most presidential looking of the bunch) making his exit. He is likely to return as a running mate…

Iowa has spoken and they got it dead wrong. Cruz? Ted fucking Cruz? Wow Iowa. Just wow. I liked Trump’s comments this morning. I like that Rubio came-in third (he’s going to be someone’s VP on a ticket). I think that my guy is still Jeb. Looks like he is a huge underdog, but there is a long way left to go. Trump will do better in New Hampshire and perhaps Jeb too and then the real contest is on. Is there a split coming to the party? Stay tuned…this might get really good or it might be a big ole sloppy hog-shit shower.

Iowa has spoken and they gave us the latter last night.
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