A long while back when the Jug was young, there was a thread on creating weapons to successfully fight Jihadists. There were several brilliant suggestions. One I remember devising whilst in a severely inebriated state, was the “Pork Gut Bazooka”. This would be standard anti-tank weapons with projectiles comprised of the viscera of a porcine origin. Naturally, I thought this genius and should be implemented immediately because of the disdain of what is considered an unclean and an holy beast by the extremists of this certain faith. From my understanding such an assault would prevent the targets from their expected reward of entrance into heaven and therefore, the inherit benefits of dying while fighting Jihad. Upon knowing of these weapons the opponents would immediately surrender and the War would have ended by the end of 2006.
It seems that a variation of this theme has just hit the market. I will be consulting my attorney post haste.
The Chicago Blackhawks did it again and won game six versus the Boston Bruins to take the 2013 Stanley Cup!
They have the best logo in sports:
Looks like the parade will be on Friday.
June 24, 2013
The band’s latest album gives them their first ever US #1 They were #1 in the UK as well, but achieved that height 28 years ago as well. The album sounds just like old Sabbath, only better. I smiled several times and head-banged to several of the songs. Probably looks funny to see an old guy like me, driving an old police car and head-banging to new Sabbath, but so what? The second track, “God is Dead?”, is an eight minute wonder and has not left my head since I first heard it.
June 20, 2013
What a loss. And so young (my age)!
It’s true. Thank you Nick Saban.
June 19, 2013
On Saturday something very important happened. China Translated their 1,200-Page Rebuttal refuting the concept (and science) of the Climate Change Agenda. Chinese scientists have strived to distance their selves from the Government structure (Scientists are scientists) and this study is lauded as more validity to the growing support to this position on the shifting climate. It is not logical to state that humans are the cause of “climate change”. Out of the 4.567 BILLION years of earth’s existence you are going to tell me that since the industrial revolution that began in the in the 1700’s (being generous) humans have polluted the earth so badly that it has actually had any significant effect on the atmosphere. That’s .000000001125% of the Earth’s span. It would more logical to blame ALL flatulant animals than one species- yet I doubt that the cause is there at all. “Climate Change” as Al Gore defines it DOES NOT EXIST. Out of 4.5+ BILLION years don’t ya think it’s impossible to even establish solid baseline on what the actual weather patterns have been for even half of that? We need to take Politics and Big Business out of science IMO- this is ALL MO BTW.
As a LOL to this who thing the scientists have taken the “hit a wall- turn left” approach to pollution. Now it is the source of AUTISM!!!!
As long as there is profit in “green” alternatives, these studies will be funded. It’s only logical…..
Even bearded Spock agrees….
June 14, 2013
Yesterday was National Bourbon Day. I will have to have some Wild Turkey when I get home.
From Huffington Post:
The most notable jurors include:
•An apparent transplant from the 1800s who referred to Trayvon Martin as “a boy of color.”
•A young landscaper who said, “I’m not a person who really cares about other people.”
•A local resident and “Law & Order” junkie who was disappointed the shooting happened in her town: “This really didn’t need to happen in Sanford.”
•A young arm-wrestler, and apparent conspiracy theorist, who remembers the shooting because it happened the same day he did his first one-armed pull-up. “I have a dark view of the media … I don’t want to be brainwashed,” he said.
•A middle-aged female who is married to a retired police officer, gets her news from AOL, and believes in the right to carry arms. “I think he was just defending himself … I consider myself better educated. My opinion is pretty firm,” she said.
•A Hispanic man who said Zimmerman is guilty because he broke God’s law: “The 10 Commandments say don’t kill.”
•A member of a pro-Travyon Martin Facebook group who was apparently caught trying to sneak his way onto the jury.
•A potential juror who said he gets his news from Fark, a partner of HuffPost Weird News.