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January 21, 2013

WHERE ARE THE BANS ON TEENS?

I submit that teens are dangerous and laws should be enacted banning teens and requiring background checks for all people interested in obtaining teens…

DAMN!

January 21 2013

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — cj @ 10:38 am

Inauguration Day and Martin Luther King Day. Congratulations President Obama. Awesome to have the day off!

January 17, 2013

Manti Te’o and his imaginary zombie GF

Hats off to Deadspin for this fantastic and amazing article. Even if they guy was duped or was the victim of a sick hoax, the story is phenomenal and a brilliant piece of investigative journalism (which we thought was dead). Notre Dame has known about this since December 26, the day after Manti did not get what he wanted for Christmas (a real flesh & blood gf or bf??) and a couple of weeks before the BCS Championship. Clearly, they were in on the spin, if not a full-fledged cover-up. How will this story effect his draft status? He allegedly only learns of the hoax when the dead gf called him again to say that she was no longer dead (i.e.: a zombie?).

Let’s the jokes begin.:

Brent Musberger thinks Manti’s gf is HOT.

Manti and his GF were also strangely missing from the BCS Championship game.

To his credit, he didn’t treat her badly and didn’t double-tap her after sex.

I have had imaginary gf’s before, but nothing quite so elaborate. Usually, they last about five minutes. OK, maybe four.

At least AJ McCarron’s gf (an Auburn student) is real and comes to his games.

Future POTUS?

Soon to be drafted by the Los Angeles NFL franchise.

“These Te’o jokes are all very funny but let’s all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.” – Seth Meyers

Please add any you would like in comments…

January 8, 2013

42-14

CATAGORIES: ROLL TIDE — FloridaBill @ 8:24 am

I am going to have a hard time keeping a grin off of my face today. Roll Tide Roll!!!

I will soon be collecting on the four bets I made on the game. In one, I would have been dressing like a leprechaun today, but instead a co-worker who is a Notre Dame fan, will be wearing my Alabama jersey in the office all day. I get a lunch, some cash and Sal is going to fix me some jalepeno cheddar brats soon! Coincidentally, I won the office bowl football pool as well.

I think Bear Bryant would have been very proud. I know I am. Roll Tide!

January 4, 2013

DUMB FREAKING ASSHOLES

Check out this story from WFSB in CT:

HARTFORD, CT (WFSB) – A new bill being proposed would make public all the names and addresses of handgun owners in the state of Connecticut.

The bill, introduced by state Rep. Stephen Dargan of West Haven, would make the information public under Connecticut’s Freedom of Information Act.

The bill would reverse a decision to keep the information private.

Dargan told Eyewitness News that he wanted to start the conversation on gun reform.

He said the information would be valuable for parents and help them make decisions on what friends’ homes they would allow their children to visit.

YARBZ: Not only would this be ‘help’ to parents deciding on which homes their kids can visit, it’ll help criminals and ne’er–do–well’s all across the state when deciding on which homes to visit… The Connecticut State Legislature… What a bunch of retards.

WHOLE STORY

January 3, 2013

Just a couple of Bowl games left…

CATAGORIES: ROLL TIDE,SPORTS — FloridaBill @ 1:16 pm

ND v. Bama

Roll Tide