Juggernuts… » 2010

August 23, 2010

FROM THE EMAIL:

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — Yarbz @ 7:37 am

Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking

Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.” And they did. “Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.” And they did. “Now we eat everybody.” And they did.

When they were both gorged, the son asked, “Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”
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August 18, 2010

WHAT WHAT WHAT???

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,FAILURE TO USE BRAINS,OUCH!,REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE,SCARY STUFF,WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE,WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?,WTF — Yarbz @ 11:49 am

A California woman who says she’s has been dieting for 50 years believes she’s finally found the solution to her weight-loss woes: A doctor removed most of her stomach — through her mouth.

WHOLE STORY

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MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST LEGALIZE LYING AND IMPERSONATING A CONGRESSMAN OR A SENATOR OR WHATEVER. PEOPLE SHOULD BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING AND SAY ANYTHING… I GET THE FEELING WE’LL HAVE TO INVADE CALIFORNIA BEFORE TOO LONG AND IMPOSE MARSHALL LAW…

CATAGORIES: CALIFORNIA AND OTHER DUMB PLACES,CRIME,FAILURE TO USE BRAINS,I hate it when this happens,MILITARY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,NEWS TO GET PISSED AT,RANTS,SCARY STUFF,STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE,USMC / MARINE CORPS / SEMPER FI,WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?,WTF — Yarbz @ 7:21 am

Court again strikes down Stolen Valor Act

The Associated Press

PASADENA, Calif. — A federal appeals court panel ruled Tuesday that people have a right to lie about receiving military medals, the second federal court decision in a month to go against the Stolen Valor Act.

Xavier Alvarez, who falsely claimed in 2007 to have received the Medal of Honor, challenged the law on appeal after he was charged with violating the act, which makes it a crime to falsely claim to have won a military medal.

Alvarez said the act is a violation of free-speech rights.

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August 17, 2010

Blago walks!

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS,NEWS TO GET PISSED AT,STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE,TRUE HUMOR,WEEK IN REVIEW,WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE,WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?,WTF — FloridaBill @ 9:33 pm

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HERE’S SOMETHING TO WATCH FOR THIS WEEKEND IN CASE YOU’RE BORED:

CATAGORIES: I hate it when this happens,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,SCARY STUFF — Yarbz @ 3:47 pm

Clock Ticking on Iran Joining Nuke Club — and Israeli Attack?

AFP
Israel has until the weekend to launch a military strike on Iran’s Bushehr nuclear reactor before the risk of harmful radiation becomes too great, former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton says.

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My favorite band

CATAGORIES: FEEL GOOD STORIES,i love it when this happens,MUSIC,OLD FRIENDS — FloridaBill @ 11:02 am

My buddy, Dana, took this pic last night and claims to have partied with Alex Lifeson and Matt Stone after the concert. I am seriously jealous, even though the picture quality sucks.

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August 16, 2010

YES!

CATAGORIES: ART — FloridaBill @ 8:36 am

FB wants one.

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SINCE I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS TAKE ON THE OBAMA POSTER, I DECIDED I’D MAKE IT THIS MORNING. SIMPLE. ACCURATE. BRILLIANT. DOH!

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election,2012 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTIONS,ART,barack obama,COMMENTARY,History,HUMOR,LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS,PHOTOSHOP — Yarbz @ 7:28 am

After I made this and posted it, I found THIS! and THIS! But I didn’t see one like I made…

And I just finished making this in a size large enough to put on a shirt: