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February 26, 2010

Week(s) in Review

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 9:00 am

File under Weeks 7 & 8 of 2010.

Are you brave enough for Chat Roulette? I am reluctant for some reason.

This woman, Amy Bishop Anderson, has to be the lead Fucktard of the Week this week. How uncommon is it that we have a female shooter in situations like this? I bet Trench knows. Did I read that she shot her brother when he was 18 and the gun “accidentally” discharged? Three times? There are no accidental discharges, only negligent ones. Three times? And she was a suspect in a pipe bomb case? She is a lunatic and has had other problems in the past..

But that was last week, wasn’t it? I was too ill with bronchitis to publish a WIR for week 7, so we got a new FTOW challenger: A pediatrician in a small town who molested over 100 kids. Kill him without delay.

Twenty seven year old soldier Joshua Tabor is a Fucktard for waterboarding his four year old. OMG.

Mr. Samson Ojo has to go on the list of Fucktards this week for leaving a family movie in a theater, only to rape a woman in an adjoining theater and returning to his seat as if nothing had happened. Wow.

Buh-bye to Evan Bayh, who is retiring as Senator from Indiana. Thanks Indiana! Mr. Bayh now paves the way for hope and a real change. Number 42 is on the way folks. Maybe it will be John Mellancamp? Oh please no.

Did some Fucktard actually assault the potential future leader of the free world on an airplane? Speaking of incidents on airplanes, Silent Bob (Director Kevin Smith) had something to say about his recent run-in with Southwest airlines about being too big for one seat.

Did you wear black for Cash today?

We can thank Ariana Huffington and her Post for the Most failed funny headlines.

Robert Pattison is allergic to vagina. Say what? Allergic to vagina? Something is bad wrong with that guy and not in a vampire kinda way either.

The Winter Olympics have been pretty cool these last two weeks Congrats to all of the medal winners. There have been some great stories; Lindsey Vonn, Joannie Rochette and more… The US has been kicking all form of ass in the games and medal contests.

Check out this slideshow of dolphins surfing near South Africa. Perhaps they were trying to warn us about what might happen when you put killer whales in theme parks.

From the “no shit?” headlines of the week comes this one: School Shooting Suspect Troubled. Ya think?

This story about Carnival in Rio had me recalling the last time I was at Soldier Field for a Bears game.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

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February 24, 2010

TOUGH MORNING… ALREADY

We’re putting Satchmo to sleep in about 1 hour. He seems to know for some reason. He is crying and he has never done that before.

He can’t drink water anymore and he has a tough time swallowing… I imagine it’s like if I had a super bad sore throat. He has been unable to clean himself like he used to… He was a meticulously clean cat. He was crusty and stinky yesterday so Mariann and I gave him a warm bath and shampooed him. After he was dried he seemed to be very happy with how he looked. It’ll be real tough at the vet office but we both know we’re doing the right thing… He is just beginning to be unhappy and unable to function. Our other cat, Ella, doesn’t give a crap…

Anyway, that is what is happening on this 35 degree rainy Wednesday morning…

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February 20, 2010

Online Tax Protest

I joined the Online Tax Protest as a member of the Boortz Fair Tax Brigade at 9PM last night (18 Feb 2k10). When I noticed the count of members (after joining), it was showing 26. About 16 hours later, it was over 12,000. As of this post there are 17,008 marchers.

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February 17, 2010

Vermont may have it right!

CATAGORIES: History,STAG ARMS — FloridaBill @ 5:58 pm

WHAT A GREAT IDEA !!!!!!!!!!!

Sensible Gun Registration Plan That Will Work

Vermont State Rep. Fred Maslack has read the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, as well as Vermont ‘s own Constitution very carefully, and his strict interpretation of these documents is popping some eyeballs in New England and elsewhere.

Maslack recently proposed a bill to register “non-gun-owners” and require them to pay a $500 fee to the state. Thus Vermont would become the first state to require a permit for the luxury of going about unarmed and assess a fee of $500 for the privilege of not owning a gun.

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I’D RATHER KISS A LLAMA THAN LISTEN TO OBAMA…

February 16, 2010

RIP ON THE KNACK DUDE, DOUG FIEGER WHO DIED TO SOON FROM CANCER… 57 WTF!

MY SHARONA ORIGINAL FIRST VERSE:

Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
Gun it comin’ off the line Sharona
Never gonna stop, give it up.
Such a dirty mind. Always get it up for the touch
of the younger kind. My my my i yi woo. M M M My Sharona…

MY REPLACEMENT TRIBUTE VERSE:

Ohh I had a tumor man, a tumor man
Why’d I have to die so young, Carcinoma!
Ooh I fought it really hard, oh really hard.
But I couldn’t beat the damn Carcinoma
Gave it my best shot, no give up.
Such an evil thing. Thought I’d live to be eighty five
or even ninety five. My my I die to soon. Da Da Da Damn Carcinoma!

Rip Doug, I hope you find some cool dead guys to play with…

OK… LET’S GET HIM SHIPPED TO NEW YORK FOR TRIAL AND MAKE SURE WE READ HIM HIS MIRANDA RIGHTS SO WE DON’T ILLEGALLY OBTAIN INFORMATION THAT WILL SAVE MARINES LIVES OF POSSIBLY HURT THE TALIBAN FIGHTERS. AS A MATTER OF FACT, LETS GET A MASSEUSE OUT THERE QUICK SO WE CAN EASE THE STRESS HE MUST FEEL BY BEING CAPTURED BY EVIL INFIDEL MARINES… AND WHAT ABOUT SOME SUSHI AND…

February 15, 2010

“My Sharona” Singer from “The Knack” Dead

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — FloridaBill @ 12:35 pm

RIP pop singer dude, Doug Fieger.

February 12, 2010

IS NOTHING SACRED? THIS IS ONE STEP MORE DEADLY THAN MACHINE GUN JUBBLIES… EXPLODING TERROR TITS:

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