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August 19, 2009

Chicago’s Greatest Sports Rival?

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,SPORTS — FloridaBill @ 7:41 pm

Go here. Vote and note who won.

Bobby “The Brain” Heenan Rulz!

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CATAGORIES: SCARY STUFF — FloridaBill @ 7:04 pm

USREPORT-US-WEATHER-STORMS

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August 14, 2009

Friday Funny

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 12:20 pm

Joe stopped at his favorite watering hole after a hard day’s work to relax. He noticed a man next to him order a shot and a beer. The man drank the shot, chased it with the beer and then looked into his shirt pocket. This continued several times before Joe’s curiosity got the best of him.
He leaned over to the guy and said, “Excuse me, I couldn’t help but notice your little ritual. Why in the world do you look into your shirt pocket every time you drink your shot and beer?”

The man replied, “There’s a picture of my wife in there, and when she starts lookin’ good, I’m headin’ home!”

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:23 am

File under Week 34 of 2009.

Could it be that Chicago Blackhawks Patrick Kane is a Fucktard? There has to be more to that story. I think we will hear more as time goes on. Something just ain’t right there. Here is a list of certain Fucktards of the week:
Continental Airlines.
These inmates at California’s prison at Chino.
Brazilian Crime show host, Wallace Souza.
Ehsanul Islam Sadequee.

So where did this $700 billion in TARP money go? I have my suspicions…

I enjoyed this Photoblog this week.

From the “I hate it when that happen files” is this headline from Belarus:
LENIN STATUE COLLAPSES, CRUSHES MAN TO DEATH IN BELARUS

Here is a fish pic from an attorney friend of mine who just got back from the Northwest Territories this week. This is a Trophy Pike estimated to be 40 years old. They were fishing in a lake that had NEVER been fished before. I want to do that someday.

41 and a half inch pike Canada 2009

………………Two hundred and thirty miles to the gallon! Did I read that right?

Stuff to listen for: Them Crooked Vultures.

Last Saturday evening, I watched the Cubs eek out a win at Sal Uki’s place. We hung out in the underground Museum as well as in the drive way watching the end of the game on the big screen in the garage and shooting a few baskets. It was most pleasant. Since then, the Cubs have been swept by the Phillies and Michael Vick is now an Eagle.

Tomorrow, I was supposed to jet to Birmingham for some R&R with my friends from the South and also to spend some time with my brother and his family. Instead, the mediator for my business meeting early next week cancelled at nearly the last second and the trip is a bust. I MAY be rescheduled already for 8-27, but ain’t making any plans just yet. I am so bummed.

I am glad that I will not be flying anywhere near the Hudson River which seem to be a magnet for air crashes lately.

Saturday is also National Relaxation Day. Instead, I may be painting my front door area.

I am very much looking forward to next week’s visit on Sunday to the Solheim Cup. Hopefully, that won’t get cancelled.

Yesterday, I did a little volunteer hard labor at a Habitat for Humanity site on the South Side of Chicago. It was very interesting and in addition to the building work we did, we got to show some kids (pretty hardscrabble neighborhood teens doing community service) how to swing hammers, cut drywall and operate some power tools. I think they were impressed with the fat white guy (me) who could sweat so much.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

August 13, 2009

Guitar Legend Les Paul Dies at 94

CATAGORIES: MUSIC,REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 12:25 pm

RIP Guitar Man!
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YOU CAN LABEL ME INSENSITIVE BUT I HAVE TO CALL THIS STUPID AND AT LEAST SEMI-RETARDED…

From the Washington Post:
HORNY JEWISH RABBIS FLY AROUND AND HATE THE FLU…
HORNY JEWISH RABBIS HATE THE FLU

YUMMY! THIS COFFEE IS REALLY SHITTY…

CATAGORIES: ODD THINGS FOR SALE,WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE,WTF — Yarbz @ 7:44 am

civit coffee

August 11, 2009

Bad Joke Tuesday

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 11:05 am

What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.

What’s the ultimate rejection?
When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.

What do gay guys call condoms?
Mud flaps.

What’s the speed limit of sex?
Sixty-eight — at 69, you have to turn around.

THE COURT BETTER MOVE FAST! PLUS, IT IS NOT LIKELY THIS FAMILY WILL BE ATTENDING THANKSGIVING TOGETHER…

ALL IN THE FAMILY SISTERS SUE

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