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July 24, 2009

Hang up and Drive Stupid!

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,COMMENTARY — FloridaBill @ 11:31 am

Finally, they agree with me! Texting and talking and driving just don’t mix. The use of cell phones of any kind while driving should be federally banned now.

That’s my health care plan. It will certainly be good for my mental health as I will stop having to yell and honk at the dumbasses who are driving poorly on the roads, all of whom seem to be more engaged with their phone than their driving. Please realize that they are taking your life and mine up to their ear.

Honk if you hate people using their cars as phone booths!

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:00 am

File under Week 31 of 2009.

Fucktards of the week:
Jacob Shaffer, who offed his entire family.
Speeding motorcyclist Michael Shekelton. Dumbass.
Cousins, Milan Lukic and Sredoje Lukic, who were convicted of burning Muslims to death.

Anti-Fucktards of the week can be seen here. I guess we have to nominate White Sox Pitcher Mark Buehrle as an anti-Fucktard too. Congrats on a perfect game dude. Wow.

One amazing story out of the British Open championship last weekend was that Tiger Woods missed the cut. A bigger story was that Tom Watson nearly won! What a classy guy. And he didn’t even heave a club or bash one into the ground! Gosh, I really wish he had made that putt on 18!

Eclipse Dude

This weeks horrific and /or must click headlines:
7 shot within an hour, including 9 year old
Was Jimmy Hendrix Murdered? Oh no.
Giant Alaskan Blob Mystery Solved. Thank God. I was startign to get worried.
Iranian Militia Marry, rape prisoners before executions. OMG.
Three Accused of letting rats chew toes off Ohio Baby. OMG again. May they suffer the same fate.

Oakland voters pass pot tax. Apparently they will be decriminalizing pot in Cook County, IL.
Naked girls plough fields in India for rain. Illinois could use some rain too!
Five Singers who ruined pop music. I was a little surprised at a couple of them, especially the last one.

About 5 million people will get a raise today when minimum wages increase to $7.25 an hour.

In case you missed it on FARK, these are the most cool garage doors.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

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July 23, 2009

“Yo Quiero Taco Bell”

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — CinLin @ 10:55 am

Taco Bell Spokesdog Gidget Dies at 15.
Gidget

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July 22, 2009

WHAT I SAW WHEN I GOT TO MY CUBICLE AT 0645HRS THIS MORNING…

CATAGORIES: I hate it when this happens,PANASONIC LUMIX DMC-LX3,PHOTOSHOP,REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE,SMALL CUBICLE INSURANCE COMPANY,YARBZ LIFE PICTURE DIARY — Yarbz @ 8:55 am

My shelf fell overnight and no doubt made a loud crashing sound. My monitor had to be replaced because the screen was damaged… They gave me a used monitor that is hurting my eyes… I have asked that it be replaced. I have a burning sensation and a headache now… This one has a display that seems over-sharpened and overly bright and contrasty. I tried changing the brightness and contrast settings but that didn’t work… I hope they fix soon…

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July 20, 2009

LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE,HUMOR — CinLin @ 3:48 pm

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the
airplane when the stranger turned to her and said,
‘Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.’

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed
it slowly and said to the stranger, ‘What would you
like to talk about?’

‘Oh, I don’t know,’ said the stranger. ‘How about
nuclear power?’ and he smiles.

OK, ‘ she said. ‘That could be an interesting topic.
But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow,
and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass – . Yet a
deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a
flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried
grass. Why do you suppose that is?’

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl’s
intelligence, thinks about it and says, ‘Hmmm, I have
no idea.’

(more…)

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It was 40 years ago today…

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 7:17 am

I remember, somewhat vividly, my family around the TV set with a camera set up on a stool in front of it to take pics of the first man to step on the moon.

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July 18, 2009

RIP Walter Cronkite

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 8:13 am

RIP Uncle Walter, America’s Anchor.

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July 17, 2009

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:00 am

Due to a hectic week and other circumstances beyond my control, I can’t give you a WIR this week. Instead, I present to you the “Ultimate Wedding Dance” for your perusal and enjoyment.

Happy, healthy weekends to all.

I do have a small list of Fucktards of the Week:
These Islamic bastards meeting in Illinois.
These suicide bombers.
Robert McGill of LA.
Matthew Sodoma of Iowa who did something shitty.

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July 15, 2009

BOOK ALERT!

CATAGORIES: BOOKS,CRIME,History,MILITARY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,REAL HEROES,SCARY STUFF — Yarbz @ 9:17 am

CLICK ON PIC TO WHOLE STORY AT CNN. I will have to get this book.