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June 23, 2009

MAMA DUN TOOK MY KODACHROME AWAY… (MOMA BEING KODAK)

CATAGORIES: 35MM FILM,I hate it when this happens,PHOTOGRAPHY — Yarbz @ 7:06 am

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June 22, 2009

THE BEJEEZUS… THE BEJEEZUS…

CATAGORIES: FASCINATING,GREAT QUOTES,I hate it when this happens,OUCH!,SCARY STUFF — Yarbz @ 3:36 pm

“A 14-year old German boy was hit in the hand by a pea-sized meteorite that scared the bejeezus out of him…”

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FROM MY EMAIL:

CATAGORIES: COMMENTARY,HUMOR — Yarbz @ 8:56 am

I have seen this before but today, for some reason, it seemed worthy of republishing here on the Jugg… I think it is about 95% accurate. I disagree with the moods and depression though. Men certainly have moods and can be depressed. I know this first hand. Otherwise, it is pretty true:

WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED:

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays
its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes — one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

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June 19, 2009

John McCain to Intercept N. Korea Nuke Shipments

CATAGORIES: john mccain,MILITARY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP — FloridaBill @ 1:52 pm

Really!

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MISCELLANEOUS PICTURES FROM THE LAST WEEK:

CATAGORIES: GAS FUEL ENERGY,I hate it when this happens,PANASONIC LUMIX DMC-LX3,PHOTOGRAPHY,SCARY STUFF,SMALL CUBICLE INSURANCE COMPANY,YARBZ LIFE PICTURE DIARY — Yarbz @ 8:30 am

I have been away and not blogging much lately.

The last three days were spent at Small Cubicle Insurance Company’s lab attending Fire Science School. It was a very interesting experience. I will have to reassess my home electrical system though as the school brought to light many of the common, but unknown to most homeowners, fire hazards and other issues. I think that everyone in class will spend some money at Lowes or Home Depot in the next few weeks.

Here is one of the women who attended class with us next to some mannequins the lab used and became permanent fixtures… They were used to help test flammable fabrics…

Here is some strange moth at the drive up window at McDonald’s where I went at 0630 for coffee one morning while driving to the science lab for class. The girls in McD’s were scared of it so I took a photo.

This is actually several weeks old. This was the oil leak I discovered coming from my GTI when I went to pick it up. I had an oil change at the dealer they over-tightened the drain pan plug and stripped it. I made them put in a new oil pan rather than re-thread the plug. After this was done, I went to pick it up and this is what I found… After complaining to several people about getting this fixed immediately, I finally got taken care of properly by the manager who happened to be in the following day. He promised a free oil change and a proper repair. I asked for a thorough detailing and he agreed. He also apologized which should have come before by the other employees in the service department. Anyway, all is well now and there are no more leaks. However, if it begins to leak anytime soon, I will attribute it to this event and make them take care of me again…

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:00 am

File under Week 26 of 2009.

We are halfway thru 2009. Can you believe it?

Last weekend’s mini-Jugg Fest at Shadow Lakes was fun with too much to tell. Sal Uki managed to join us (Spazticus, Reality Check and Bro d’Spaz) all the way from St. Louis (there’s a story there too). Sal and I managed to stay on the back of a golf cart as we went careening thru the woods…it’s another long story. Suffice it to say we are lucky to be alive and mostly unscathed. We did have fun. I caught a turtle and a small catfish along with a major hangover.

Fucktards of the Week:
This Nebraska Mom who tried to sell her kid on craigslist.
Tyler Weinman the serial cat mutilator from South Florida. Check his mug shot in the link. I am telling you right now this kid is the next Jeffrey Dahmer.
Rebecca Beushausen who lied about a sick fetus on her blog.
How about this Fucktard in Seoul South Korea who shot a boy to cover up a DUI?
Julie M. Carr actually put me off my lunch on Tuesday. She molested her own kid live on the internet. Un-fucking-real. They didn’t say which of the kids (four of them under five years old) was the victim.
This Houston TX man who killed his two kids, but failed to off himself.
Steven “Boston” Colver, who along with his 14 year old girlfriend, killed her mother.
Marian Sakewitz, the Bunny Lady of Oregon. What a freak. She is supposed to stay 100 yards from any rabbit!
Marie Lauradin is a Fucktard for burning her daughter during a Haitian Voodoo ritual.
I was not certain who was the Fucktard in this case about 56 star tattoos. Pic is below. Nods to Jason for the link. Click on the above link to see what the tattooer looks like.

Also, from the “this is a big mistake file” comes this story about granting more freedoms to John Hinckley.

It appears that the matter of David Goldman vs. Brazil is not over yet.

I will probably go see Foghat tomorrow night at a local annual festival.

How’s this for a high flying story?

Speaking of high, this seems a little tall for the fine, doesn’t it? $80k per download??? She shoulda stuck with that first trial result.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

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June 17, 2009

Serial Killers and Politicians….

CATAGORIES: COMMENTARY,CRIME,HUMOR,LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS,SCARY STUFF — CinLin @ 11:01 am

One and the same.

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June 12, 2009

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:00 am

File under Week 25 of 2009.

We had a very short visit from my parents on Sunday night that was nice, but too short. I get to spend more time with them soon. Work has been brutal this week and I am ready for the weekend and some dry weather.

This week’s must-click headlines:
France’s “freezer baby” case begins. OMG.
“Clemency” Urged for US Journalists. Twelve years hard labor seems harsh. We don’t give rapists that kind of sentence.
It is too bad that Bret Michael’s Painful Misstep wasn’t in front of a speeding bus.
Great Grandma dared cop to taze her, so he did. The video is awesome.
Alleged Lesbian Cell Block Broken up. Why?
Chastity Bono announces SEx Change. Sonny would be so proud.
Woman Who Avoided Air France Tragedy Killed in Car Wreck Days Later. She was just doomed.

I lifted this from TMZ:

From the “News you really can’t use files” comes this story about Betelgeuse (pronounced ‘Beetlejuice’, but don’t say it three time in a row), which may be about to explode.

Here is this week’s list of Fucktards of the Week:
17 year old Arnold T. Ross. He did WHAT to an 8 month old? Kill him now. Right now.
Korena Roberts. She cut a baby from a neighbor and claimed it as her own. Another possible “craigslist” crime?
Linda Hunt of Morris, IL who hit and killed a motorcyclist because she was PAINTING HER NAILS WHILE DRIVING is clearly a Fucktard! Why not read or play cards or knit? Maybe they could install a television in your car to watch while you drive? Everyday, I see someone texting while they drive. Simply Stupid.
James W. von Brunn is way too old to be shooting up The National Holocost Museum guards and is a serious Fucktard. First they shot him, now they are trying to save him…if he lives, I think he should be put in a cell with Arnold T. Ross (see above) and then give each other dirty looks until the end of time.

The English language is about to (or perhaps already has surpaassed) it’s one millionth word. I wonder what it will be? I wonder if they already have counted the word ‘Fucktard’ in that total?

A 36 hour baseball game? Believe it. (Nod to Spazticus for the link.) BTW: We are going to the cabin d’Spaz with Reality Check and Bro d’Spaz for some serious R&R this weekend. I hope to see muskies!

If I was a Molson retiree, this would sober me up and piss me off. No more free beer for you!

A third body was found in the Slim Jim Plant that exploded in North Carolina. Man, do I hate it when that happens.

For us Bama fans, this totally sucks ass. Free textbooks can cause three years probation and potential death penalty threats? OMG. This totally wrecked my day yesterday and I had to get in some counseling with Dane (who may have BIG news coming soon).

How ’bout those Lakers? In other sports news, one soccer team paid another $131 million for Cristiano Reynaldo. Real Madrid also paid a $92 million transfer fee for a player named Kaka’. Tonight, the winner of this years’s Stanley Cup will be decided.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

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June 11, 2009

Thought of the day

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 12:43 pm

For those of you who think Obama is not an agent for change…well, Iran has nukes, North Korea has nukes and has threatened to attack South Korea, unemployment is approaching 10%, the Obama administration is projecting massive deficits going forward, and the Obama administration has fired the CEO of GM… I’d say that’s CHANGE… now HOPE, not so much.

Brought to you by Reality Check

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