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June 30, 2009

AMAZING!!!

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — ZappaCrappa @ 4:41 pm

Click the link:

www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529597,00.html

This is a story about Gary Staton from Nebraska. Gary, at the ripe old age of 37, has now fathered 9 children. He dropped off his last 9 at a hospital under Nebraska’s, “Safe Haven” law.

Now Gary is about to become the father of twins…with his GIRLFRIEND. Isn’t that grand? The state estimates that so far, Gary has received close to $1,000,000 in welfare aid. A tad over $900,000….I want to be fair. Isn’t that nice?

Hey Gary….in my world there would also be a law that I would call “Sterilize or Euthenize.” Get it snipped, or take a bullet in the head…your choice. Gary, YOU are the very definition of “FUCKTARD.”

This is why our current welfare system HAS to be abolished. You can’t afford ’em? The state is taking them AND we are clipping your little scrot sack. GOD how I wish I ruled the world….

Of course, I think in the case of Gary, I just might be tempted to forego the snipping option and go right to the bullet. By the way, NICE choice there girlfriend, you picked a winner to be the sperm donor for your twins. I’m sure there haven’t been ANY warning signs that he’s a worthless piece of trash….but that’s ok…I have a sister-in-law that suffers from the same affliction of picking worthless donors to father her children by the womb full. 🙄

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PRESENTING THE NAPPY HAIRED “HO 229”:

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HO 229

“This was the most advanced technology that the Germans had at the end of the war, and Northrop solved the question of how stealthy it was and its performance against Allied radar at the time,” documentary filmmaker Mike Jorgenson told the Long Beach, Calif., Press-Telegram. “It’s significantly better than anything flying operationally probably until the 1960s.”

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WTF

This one just has me going WTF…we have not done this…ever?

Story

June 29, 2009

Another one bites the dust

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — CinLin @ 11:27 am

Fred Travalena

Next?

June 28, 2009

CAPTCHA

CATAGORIES: BONERS,FASCINATING,GENERAL NONSENSE,WORD MANIPULATION — CinLin @ 7:59 pm

Lifted from J.L., facebook buddy,
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‘Infomercial King’ Billy Mays Dies

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 11:52 am

Story

“CRAIGSLIST” latest “Doors” Video

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Houston @ 7:43 am

With the help of Ray Manzarek, “Weird Al” spoofs the Lizard King…

June 26, 2009

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:00 am

File under Week 27 of 2009.

Lee Iococca has “gasoline in his veins” and is getting a 45th anniversary Mustang named after him. I took my ’71 convertible to the car show on Father’s Day and was offered a spot right in the front. We just toured the cars and parked near the other Mustangs for just a few minutes, then left.

Fucktards of the Week:
Bernard Uckele. That is no way to celebrate Father’s Day.
Joseph Brooks. As previously stated, I hope some one lights up your ass in prison.
Kimberly Vlaminck turns out to be the Fucktard from one of our stories last week. She now admits she lied about her 56 stars that got tattooed on her mug.
18 year old Keith Randulich who cut his baby sisters throat to prevent her from being the victim of sexual abuse is pretty deranged.
Mark Becker, who walked into the High School weight room and shot his former coach several times is an obvious choice for Fucktard of the Week.
SC Govenor Mark Sanford. Did he ever have a son and a TV show or was that some other dude?
North Korea. They suck as much as a train wreck.

APTOPIX Metro Train Derailment

It looks like I will be in Birmingham at the end of July and am hoping we can arrange a Southern Style Jugg Fest or perhaps a lake excursion or both??? Perhaps Yarbz can join us?

Witness Pierre the monkey urinating on the Zambian leader.

Global warming has arrived in the MidWest.

I thought this was pretty good news.

Among the must click headlines of the week:
Dead actress ‘forced to provide sexual favours. Exactly how does that work? Necrophelia?
Whaddya think about this story: Flight 1549 Passenger wants compensation ?

I guess the biggest story of the week involves “>one of the most famous people ever.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

June 25, 2009

If you thought the Snuggie was awesome…

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — Trench @ 9:50 pm

I present to you the Wearable Towel.

I’m all about Toga Style.

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