CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:10 am

File under Week 20 of 2009.

WIR is early again as I must be in Houston for the next couple of days. So this is a partial WIR…

Fucktard number one of the week: Steven Green.

Here is what a Fucktard’s house might look like:

and here is who resides in that lovely abode:

How does one accidently kill his wife with a chainsaw? Only a Fucktard could do it.

Joshua Enriquez would know because he is a Fucktard.

Marjorie Tannenbaum is a fucktard for posting about her daughter’s rivals alleged availability for sex on craigslist. South Carolina is about to ban craigslist. I expected to see Trench quoted in an article about this.

The Pope was in Israel this week. He is not a Fucktard (at least to my direct knowledge), but some of the folks he is visiting sure are.

Bad storms ripped thru Kentucky, Missouri and parts of WVA and So Ill early in the week. Today, It is rainy and windy. Good thing I got some of the yard mowed last night.

We opened the pool! Yeah! Well, almost. I got some work left to do…

This just has to be one of the worst things that can happen to you on the toilet, even if you are Elvis.

This was kind of a cute human interest story.

Among the headlines that I just had to click this week was this one: Parasitic Flies turn fire Ants into Zombies. Keen.

A shout to Depeche Mode frontman, Dave Gahan, who was apparently rushed to a hospital yesterday. Good luck Dave.

The most absurd, over covered and silly story of the week invovled Miss California, Carrie Prejean. She had a boob job at what age??

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.