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May 30, 2009

Ozzy sues Tony Iommi

CATAGORIES: MUSIC — Trench @ 7:59 pm

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I think lawsuits are the Black Sabbath version of exchanging Christmas cards.

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May 29, 2009

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 1:02 pm

File under Week 23 of 2009.

Memorial Day weekend was much enjoyed last weekend. We had some pretty fine weather and got in the pool. We watched Helio win #3 at Indy and The Blackhawks win one on Sal’s 60” in the garage and in his Underground Sports Museum. Unfortunately, the Blackhawks lost to the RedWings later in the week and are now out of the Stanley Cup Hunt (careful how you say that).

Memorial Day
Memorial Day 2009. Thank you to all who gave their all.

This week we have these Fucktards with which to deal:
Camilla Fields of Memphis, who threw her baby at a Walmart worker after being accused of shoplifting.
Samuel L. Davis chucked his wife off a bridge in Louisiana.
These two stripping idiots with rocks who played a bizarre an dangerous game.

We have a couple of anti-Fucktards this week as well:
Garrett Townsend rescued a 7 year old boy from a construction pit. Unfotunately, he died in the effort.
This Pizza man who stopped an abduction and rape in progress. I think it goes without saying that the abductor is a complete Fucktard for ordering a pizza whilst committing his crimes.
John Krahn and Scott Partenfelder, train wreck heroes.

Sonia Sotomayor was nominated by President Obama to be the next Supreme Court Justice. This may surprise some of you, but I like her.

These headlines just made me click:
Groom drinks too much, dies. Wait, you can drink too much?
White Tiger kills zookeeper while tourists watch. OMG

Nasal washer or crack pipe? You tell me…(click on the pic to learn the answer)

Monroe Presley Auction

My son got vaulted to the Varsity team as a sophomore on his HS volleyball team this week and did an amazing job. His mother and I are very proud. They won the Regional Title the other night and tonight play for Sectionals. If they win there, they go to State! It has been very exciting.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

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May 28, 2009

Baskin Robins Does It Again

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — CinLin @ 1:40 pm

With a Bold New Flavor of Ice Cream!!
“Barocky Road”
an enticing blend of half vanilla, half chocolate,
and surrounded by
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May 27, 2009

OK… CJ, YOU GO TURN YOURSELF IN RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!

CATAGORIES: CRIME,MONEY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP — Yarbz @ 8:00 am

JuggHead’s like big TV’s… (By the way, the Jugg gets 10% of any criminal proceeds. We’ll expect a check in the mail!)

JOPLIN, MISSOURI. (AP) – Police are looking for two women who pulled off the daring theft of a high-end television set from a Wal-Mart store. Police on Monday said one of the women posed as a Wal-Mart employee and the second played the role of customer Sunday night. The duo made off with a 52-inch, flat-screen Samsung TV worth $1,300. By the time real Wal-Mart employees became suspicious, both women were gone. The phony employee was dressed as a Wal-Mart worker in tan slacks and a blue shirt and wore a communication device on her belt.

WHOLE STORY

WELL, AT LEAST THIS GUY KNEW EXACTLY WHY HE PUSHED HIM…

Man pushes would-be suicide off bridge: “I pushed him off because jumpers like Chen are very selfish. Their action violates a lot of public interests”…

May 25, 2009

RIP: Jay Bennett

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — FloridaBill @ 4:53 pm

JAY BENNETT WAS FOUND DEAD IN URBANA. RIP Wilco Dude.

May 22, 2009

Stick figure stickers

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — Trench @ 7:06 pm

suvfamilyzoom-lgDo you know those stick figure stickers that people put in the back windows of whatever suburban monstrosity they use to haul their brood around in? I can’t stand those things. I don’t care how many crotch fruit you have.

Here’s what I’d like to do with those stickers. I’d like to get a handful of the children ones and put them on the front driver’s side door. Then I would paint red Xs over each of them. Every so often adding one more sticker with one more red X.

That should get me some looks.

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 9:00 am

File under Week 22 of 2009.

I was in Houston at the end of last week for a mediation. I got treated to the Lakers – Rockets game at a suite in the Toyota Center and then drove to Galveston on Saturday to kill some time before my plane home. The devastation from Hurricane Ike is still very apparent. I hope for more recovery for that area.

Let’s get right to the list of Fucktards this week:
Christopher Coleman from Columbia, IL who apparently offed his family.
Stephen Morgan from Connecticut who is severely anti-semitic. He also has a bad case of Fucktardary.
Were these five Alabama cops “exemplerary” or Fucktards? I think what they did was just not that bad. Before you decide, here is a little more on this matter.
These four NY idiots are definitely Fucktards.

dr-sauernogginDr. Sauernoggin

What do you call a women with no head and no arms in the water? Maybe Stacey Peterson?

How’s this for an amazing feat: Australian Doctor uses household drill to save boy’s life. OMG.

Funny, but I can think of other uses for “Cute Pocket Sized Robots” other than for warfare…

Here is a pic of me that was taken a few months ago at my desk at Small Cubicle Insurance Company. It says a LOT about how my week went:

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I loved this story about why fat men rock.

The Eww headline of the week: Space Station Astronauts Drink Recycled Urine. Yuck. Another headline that revolted me was this one: Police: Mom killed boy, buried him in playground sand.

Thank TFSM that this is a long weeknd. I plan as much outdoor activity as I can get in. Go Blackhawks. I hope to watch game 3 tonight in Sal Uki’s underground man cave.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

May 18, 2009

DUH! HEADLINE OF THE DAY: 090518

CATAGORIES: DUH! HEALINE OF THE DAY — Yarbz @ 2:16 pm

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Ya really think it’ll be complex? Who woulda’ thunk it…

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