CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:02 am

File under Week 15 of 2009.

This week started off with a blanket of snow around these parts and an earthquake in central Italy. The death toll is still rising. In Italy, not in Illinois.

Last night, major storms hit Arkansas and Texas, which is now on fire.

Stoner actor Kal Penn (Kalpen Suresh Modi ) has decided to go to work for President Obama as a liaison of some sort. He smoked a joint with President Bush in the Movie “Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo”.

We had no shortage of Fucktards this week:
Jiverly Wong, who was apparently too stupid to learn English, then shot up the community center killing 13 people before taking his own life, leads our list of Fucktards this week. His letter to the media is haunting and creepy.
James Harrison, who killed all five of his children and then himself after his wife told him she was leaving, is a Fucktard.
Last Saturday, White Supremecist Richard Poplawski made himself a true Fucktard when he called cops to his home (allegedly for a dog urinating in the house) and then shot three cops who responded.
Jorge Alberto Mendez, a serial rapist who was apprehended in El Paso trying to cross the border is another one this week. He is accused of raping at least 19 women between the ages of 13 and 20.
It is somewhat unusual to see a female Fucktard, but they happen. I cite Marie Moore of Altamont Springs, CA as an example. She shot her 20 year old son and herself at a gun range.
Adam Dylan Leon is a Fucktard this week and he didn’t kill anybody. He stole a plane in Canada and flew it over three states hoping to be shot down in a case of attempted suicide by F-16. Instead, they followed him to a dirt road in Missouri and arrested him after he had a pee and a Gatorade.
This unnamed (and now dead) 19 year old Greek dude is a Fucktard for shooting up a school in Athens.
Somali Pirates are showing the world how to behave like Fucktards again this week by hijacking a US flagged ship and stealing the captain. The story remains fascinating.

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In one of the “duh” headlines of the week, Michael Jordan was inducted into the basketball Hall of Fame. Thanks for everything including the six championships Michael.

Speaking of Championships, the Masters is underway and the women of U-Conn went undefeated (again!!!) to win the NCAA Women’s basketball tourney. North Carolina beat Michigan State in the Men’s tourney.

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Have you ever seen a member of the military walking by and wanted to thank them in some way for their service, but it felt awkward or you didn’t know how? Try this next time.

We have not heard from Feste or Sloel in a while. What’s up with that?

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.