Week In review
File under Week 9 of 2009.
Mickey Rourke did not win an Oscar last Sunday night. I think that is a good thing.
Fucktards of the Week:
Eleven year old Jordan Brown leads our list of fucktards this week. He pre-mediated the death of his dad’s girlfriend and took her out with a .20 gauge.
Woodland, CA Dentist Mark Anderson is a fucktard for saying that his fondling of women while being treated was part of their treatment. Dude, you are doing it wrong. Use the gas!
Timothy Kooyman, a homeless guy from Rancho Coughalungup, CA who allegedly tortures cats. Sicko.
This Miami piano teacher, Mr. Amodor, who offed most of his entire family and himself, is clearly a fucktard.
William Linderman who beat a 79 year old man to death in Hartford. What a sick pup.
Sandra Renia Joseph, who murdered her eleven year old son by using her SUV. A sicker pup.
Birmingham, AL funeral director Harold Watson, Sr. is a fucktard for letting a corpse rot in his hearse for a while because the family didn’t pay him.
Joe Biden learned this week that the interweb does not work like telephones. If he was paying attention, he would have also learned that Nancy Pelosi had something stuck in her teeth during the President’s address to Congress on Tuesday evening.
Roland Burris is a fucktard for not resigning. This will be the last nail required to oust him.
I must add to the lists of fucktardists this week the management of Citigroup. Thanks for all those stock options you bastards.
Recovery.gov, Manned by Dr. Drew. Get it? Nice ash.
Headlines that I had to click this week included:
Smugglers send migrants overboard to drown. Wow.
Breaking News: Obamas select First Dog. Markets down. From this article we learn that the First Lady is not hung-up on size and the country seems to be hung-up on first pets.
Topless Coffee house gives neighbors the jitters.Best job of the week: Painting Nude Carnival Models. Where does one get experience with this craft?
I have heard of penis envy, but antler envy? With serious behavioral transference manifestation? In elk? See below:
Bar stool envy
This week we saw Yarbz experiment with I-Movie and SalUki posted this original creation on You Tube. Both are well worth the time to view. Sal’s creation is a hoot.
What is the opening chord on the Beatles Hard Days Night? Apparently folks have wrestled with this question for a while. It had never crossed my weak mind.
Here is an amazing story. Both Norm Van Lier and Johnny “Red” Kerr, broadcast partners and Bulls Fans, died yesterday. RIP dudes.
Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.
