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September 30, 2008

Live blogging: White Sox win!

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 10:00 pm

For the first time in 102 years, both Chicago baseball teams are in the playoffs. My prediction of a cross-town World Series is still alive. I wonder how they are taking the news at Schaller’s Pump?

34 reasons for men (and women) to have sex!

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS & SUBSTANCES,BONERS,CULTURLA & PENTURLA,FASCINATING,GENERAL NONSENSE,GREAT QUOTES,History,HOT FOR TEACHER,I hate it when this happens,i love it when this happens,JOHNNY FUBAR,MONEY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,OUCH!,REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE,SPERM,TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS/PLACES TO VISIT,WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE,WTF — jorsabeck @ 11:53 am

1. Men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half.
2. Regular romps will also halve a man’s chances of suffering a stroke.
3. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories.
4. Curb irritability:Tactile stimulation soothes nerves.
5. Having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 percent.
6. An active sex life slows the aging process.
7. Dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins.
8. Improves your sense of smell.
9. Sex tones the pelvic muscles that support your uterus, bladder, and bowel, meaning better pee control.
10. Alleviates pain from arthritis and (hallelujah!) menstrual cramps.
11. Put more pep in your step.
12. Regular shagging can tighten your tummy and firm your bum.
13. Women who have sex at least once a week have more-regular menstrual cycles.
14. Sex is an easier (and cheaper) way to make up after a fight.
15. Improve your communication skills.
16. Sex can trigger the onset of labor when you’re at term.
17. Getting busy on the regular can improve your flexibility.
18. Gettin’ busy can boost body image,.
19. Doing the horizontal hustle can bring temporary headache relief.
20. Even bad sex is fun to dish about.
21. The more you have sex, the more likely you’ll be to continue to produce testosterone.
22. the more a man ejaculates, the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer.
23. Strengthen your core — it’s like Pilates without the annoyingly perfect instructor.
24. The best amount and quality of cuddle time comes immediately after the orgasm.
25. Good sex creates more love each time.
26. Best excuse in the world for pricey, pretty, frilly, silky lingerie.
27. Two words: “I’m preggers!”
28. You feel more confident and powerful in other parts of your life.
29. Activate your taste buds.
30.  Stir creative juices.
31. A great way to release tension.
32. The one time a man’s oxytocin level can match a woman’s is after his happy ending.
33.  Increases in blood flow to the pelvis keep the oven in good order.
34.  Come on, do you really need another reason?

GOAT WEED HELPS YOU SPREAD YOUR SEED:

CATAGORIES: BONERS,FASCINATING,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,SPERM — Yarbz @ 8:40 am


Horny Goat Weed may offer Viagra alternative
LONDON (Reuters) – A Chinese herbal remedy called horny goat weed is a promising alternative to Viagra for impotent men, Italian researchers said on Monday.

The herb has long held a reputation as a natural aphrodisiac. The lab experiments, which did not look at whether the plant actually increases desire, could lead to new drugs to help men get erections, said Mario Dell’Agli, a researcher at the University of Milan, who led the study.

WHOLE STORY…

I AM LEANING TOWARD AGREEING WITH THIS:

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election,BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,FAILURE TO USE BRAINS,MONEY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,NEWS TO GET PISSED AT,STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 8:35 am

NEWS TO GET PISSED AT:

CATAGORIES: FAILURE TO USE BRAINS,ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PROFOUND STUPIDITY,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,NEWS TO GET PISSED AT,STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE,WTF — Yarbz @ 8:27 am

WTF is wrong with these people! If you have a problem with handling alcohol, don’t work for a place that requires it! If you’re an albino, don’t work at the beach as a lifeguard! If you are a stupid idiot, don’t work where you have to be smart! God! This is just insane!

ENGLAND — A Muslim man is suing a British supermarket for religious discrimination after the store allegedly made him carry alcohol despite the fact that doing so is against his religion, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported Monday.

Mohammed Ahmed, 32, told an employment tribunal that he was forced to leave his job after eight months because handling alcoholic beverages violates his Islamic beliefs and that he was “victimized” when he asked the Tesco grocery store for a different job, the paper reported.

The thing is, this person should not even be given the time of day. They should simply say do the job or quit the job. This is what the job requires. If you can’t do it, leave.

HERE IS THE WHOLE SAD STORY…