Roll Tide. My expectations have certainly increased. Clemson was held to ZERO net rushing yards.
August 29, 2008
YOUR NEXT VP! SPANK ME!
CHULUOTA, Fla. — An elderly man was killed when a floating colony of fire ants washed into his home after Tropical Storm Fay and bit him multiple times.
I hope Sarah Palin’s at least distantly related to Michael Palin. That’s a sure win then for the pair…
“Is your sex life a bit busier than most? If you’re a “25-year-old, high school-educated, married, Catholic jazz fan who earns $10,000 a year and who smokes and drinks regularly,” than you are probably having more sex than a college-educated, non-smoking, non-drinking Protestant…”
File under Week 34 of 2008.
Burglar upside down. Whoops.
The political season got a fully inverted dose of the DNC this week from Denver. At least it was not Chicago in 1968. I, for one, will be glad when we hear the word “presumptive” used less. I also predict it is the last we see of Ted Kennedy in public. I enjoyed John Cole’s live blogging from the DNC. The Republicans get their turn next week from St. Paul and I hope it is the antidote to the DNC advertisement that lasted all of this week. Will McCain (Happy Birthday John!) pick Romney or Lieberman? Or will it be someone else completely? We should know today or tomorrow.
Here is your Chinese Democracy update for the week. Now that the Olympics are over, will the Chinese government actually allow Axl Rose to release this album? It’s been over ten years. Stay tuned. See also: Antiquiet. I actually heard some of it on the radio a few months back and I think the commenters on Antiquiet who have heard some of the album probably know best.
Fucktards of the Week:
Jennifer Richards, 25, and her married boyfriend, Sean Michael Block, 40 have exhibited way too much Fucktardary to even get started. How could they?
These two dipshits who may have been planning to kill OHB.
Whoever is responsible for this. As if beheading wasn’t enough…
Brenda Super from Sacramento CA needs to get some help. So does Janet Landrum with her 10th Dewey. They have turned more than one life upside down I am certain.
The Feds have captured Michael Jason Registe who was on the Most Wanted list. They were helped by the TV show America’s Most Wanted. Perhaps they should feature OBL on AMW?
Carrol Laverne Uitermarkt, 56, of Prairie City, Iowa was using gasoline and a shop vac to clean a basement floor. Since he made the WIR, you can imagine what happened. Not only that, but he has two chick names, Carrol and Laverne. WTF? (thank to Spazticus for the linkage)
If there was ever a guy that deserved the death penalty, repeat Fucktard Joseph Duncan is that guy. Kill him now. Then kill him again and hang him by his toes for all other sick pedophile killers to see.
You can tell the world has gone bonkers when a joke can land a guy in jail.
How about those Cubbies? Catcher Geovani Soto scored 7 Ribbies in one four hour game against Pittsburgh this week. They proceeded to sweep the series. Aramis Ramirez proved he is a great batter last night when he hit a Grand Slam in the eighth to go ahead of Philly at Wrigley. Meanwhile, The Yankees suck. Here is another baseball prediction from me: the Yankess will NOT be in this years’ World Series. That is because they suck and also the Cubs and White Sox will be there. In other baseball news, go watch this kid go upside down and fall out of the stands and then say that he wants his daddy who tried to catch him by his shoe.
For some crazy reason, I was attracted to this headline. I also just had to click on this one about a winged cat in China. Yes, a winged cat. Supposedly, it sprouted wings after too many female cats wanted it to mate with it. Since the cat is a calico and nearly all calicoes are female, I sorta doubt that is the reason. Perhaps it got stressed from being forced to have lesbian cat sex? Here is a pic:
In order to increase the public’s support of the airline industry, the FAA went loopy on Wednesday. The glitch caused flight delays nationwide. What crap. The entire system should be overturned.
Gustav is coming, Gustav is coming. The panic is slowly mounting.
Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.
August 28, 2008
Microsoft is pushing the final version of Windows XP Serice Pack 3 [SP3] today.
Just finished installing. Expect about an hour to d/l, install & such with a 1meg internet conection.
Seems to work OK, but will be a pain I’m sure (SP2 sure was at first).
You have been waned!!!