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July 24, 2008

YARBZ OUT OF TOWN:

Hola rabble. I shall be out of town and FB is in charge… Be kind and buy him beers. I shall be in Washington DC hanging with the losers who go there seasonally… Actually, I’ll avoid politicians if at all possible.

I shall visit Marine barracks at 8th & I for the Friday Evening Parade. Wonderful and magnificant stuff. I recommend everyone see this once before they die…

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I hate it when this happens

CATAGORIES: I hate it when this happens — FloridaBill @ 8:42 am

Pack of Giant Bears Attacks Miners, Eats Two of Them

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As lifted from the WSJ (Best of the Web)

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

• “One man with courage makes a majority.”–attributed to Andrew Jackson

• “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”–Franklin D. Roosevelt

• “The buck stops here.”–Harry S. Truman

• “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”–John F. Kennedy

• “So the point that I was making at the time was that the political dynamic was the driving force between that sectarian violence. And we could try to keep a lid on it, but if these underlining dynamic continued to bubble up and explode the way they were, then we would be in a difficult situation. I am glad that in fact those political dynamic shifted at the same time that our troops did outstanding work.”–Barack Obama

July 23, 2008

Caption Contest

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 12:07 pm

Yes boys and girls it’s time for another caption contest so do your worst.

July 22, 2008

THE “MOAQ” (MOTHER OF ALL QUOTES):

T. Boone Pickens: “I am convinced we are paying for both sides of the Iraqi war.”
Thanks to www.Patdollard.com

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OH YEAH!

This is better than being ensconced in the corner of a cozy little bar with the worlds best martini:

HERE

July 21, 2008

Funny but True

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR — Spazticus @ 3:56 pm

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
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Jesse Ventura’s Take

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Spazticus @ 12:06 pm

Ran across this and had to post it. Why didn’t Jesse run for president!

Jesse’s Interview

July 20, 2008

A DOSE OF REALITY FOR ALL THE WOULD BE SUPPORTS OF IRAN:

WHEN the order came to return to prison, the Iranian dissident had no time to lose. Ahmad Batebi’s body had already been broken by torture after eight years of a 15-year prison sentence. He had been beaten with metal cables, suspended by his arms from the ceiling and taunted with mock execution and had had his head dunked in excrement until he was suffocating.

Batebi fled the country with the help of a Kurdish underground movement, which led him over mountains and minefields across the border into Iraq. Last month he was granted refuge in America and is still coming to terms with his strange new freedom.

“It is as if I’ve been hit by a huge wave and I won’t know where the earth begins and the sky ends until I’ve reached the shore,” he said.

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