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June 30, 2008

GOOD NEWS FOR GEERT:

Dutch anti-Islam politician won’t be charged
By TOBY STERLING – 1 hour ago

AMSTERDAM, Netherlands (AP) — Dutch legislator Geert Wilders will not be prosecuted for inciting hatred of Muslims with his film denouncing the Quran, prosecutor said Monday.

Prosecutor said his film “Fitna,” or “Ordeal” in Arabic, and statements Wilders wrote in Dutch newspapers were hurtful and insulting but not criminal.

WHOLE STORY

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FIRST PLACE IN PHOTOCHOPZ.COM CONTEST:

The contest called for this photo of PhotoChopz.com member ‘BlazenDizz’ to be ‘chopped’:

My entry which won first place is in the ‘More’ section:
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June 27, 2008

BAD ENGLISH?

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — Yarbz @ 1:48 pm

Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

‘Emma comes First.. Den I come.. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses; They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta Time.’

The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed pig,’ she retorted indignantly.’In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives.’

Punch Line in ‘More’…
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I tried…

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 12:14 pm

I tried to post this picture on WIR this morning, but couldn’t get it done.

i didn’t want to deny anyone the opportunity to see this.

BLAST FROM THE PAST PHOTOSHOP:

CATAGORIES: History,HUMOR,IMAGE MANIPULATION,PHOTOSHOP — Yarbz @ 11:59 am

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 9:49 am

File under Week 26 of 2008

This morning, North Korea blew up a nuclear reactor tower and then there was a 6.7 magnitude earthquake in India. Coincidence? Conspiracy theorists are getting giddy.

Speaking of giddy, if the Cubs sweep the White Sox again this weekend, there will be some giddy fans in Cubdome, including myself.


Kalitta’s flaming funny car. I HATE it when that happens. RIP dude.

This too:

Phillipine Ferry

We did not get a report on Hammerhead’s Solstice Party last Friday night. I was disappointed. I know that Yarbz prepared some of his photos to display…maybe we will get a report shortly. Maybe the party was so good, no one remembers it.

Fucktards this week:
This shooter at Atlantic Plastics in Henderson, KY. They argued over safety glasses!
Jimmy Johns, the Alabama linebacker, not the sandwich shop. He was selling cocaine on campus.
Patrick Kelly, 41. Silly pills. That’s real funny you freaking monster.
Randy Sylvester, Sr. who may have torched his children; lit them on fire, burned them alive. OMG
Anus Cam Man. What a big dumb ass and I mean cavernous. Did I get that right? He shoved a cell phone camera up his ass to hide it? That is a skill I neither have nor want.
PETA: for complaining about the culling of pigeons at Wimbledon. Fucktards. They taste like chicken I hear. I wish PETA had some live pigeons shoved up their anal cavities.
SCOTUS. This is just a lousy decision. That dude deserves the death penalty. I don’t care how barbaric it may seem. What else do we do with Fucktards like Patrick O. Kennedy? Should we let him loose? I bet the libtards think so. (WIR note: The SCOTUS folks redeemed themselves on Thursday when they overturned a handgun ban in DC. As JorsaBeck might say: Lock and Load). Child rapists may now be executed during the act, but not after.
James Fagan, a defense attorney who defends child rapists is also a major Fucktard. We had a nice discussion about killing him on Wednesday in this thread.

As if we didn’t get enough already, George Denis Patrick Carlin died this week.
“The very existence of flame throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, ‘You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I’m just not close enough to get the job done.’ ” — George Carlin
RIP dude. You were one of the funniest people of my time. Maybe of any time. Perhaps he did us all a favor and died so that we wouldn’t have to hear about Tim Russert any more.

Congrats to the Fresno State Bulldogs for winning the CWS. You just knew that the Bulldogs were gonna win (they played Georgia who is also known as the Bulldogs).

Headlines that caught my eye this week:
This headline was just wrong. I’d say 17 or 18 pregnant girls at once in one school constitute strong anecdotal evidence, but I could be wrong. It might just be something in the water. Or some really prolific baby daddy.
God Busted on Cocaine Charges. Now that’s a head line! No word on whether or not Jesus or the FSM were involved.
This Baltimore Sun headline said all you needed to know: Imus, here we go again. I gotta take his side this time or I woulda nominated him as a FOTW. Rev. Sharpton needs to lighten up a bit (no racial overtones intended).
You gotta love headlines like this one: Sports Bra Saves US Hiker’s Life.

I wonder if America’s first female four star General would have thought of that?

Happy healthy weekends to all.

June 26, 2008

SCOTUS DOES THE RIGHT THING!!!

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court says Americans have a right to own guns for self-defense and hunting, the justices’ first definitive pronouncement on gun rights in U.S. history.
Go to the news bar…

WTF?

CATAGORIES: NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP — Yarbz @ 8:06 am

June 25, 2008

I GUESS WE CAN’T KILL HIM…

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