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May 31, 2008

OK, HE IS A FUCKING STUPID BASTARD ASSWIPE FUCKTARD FUCKING COCK SUCKING DICK LICKING MENTAL RETARD EATER OF SHIT AND A CUCUMBER STUFFING IN ASS SON OF A BITCH WHO MARRIED A RACIST WHORE DUMBASS:

“Most alarmingly, however, Sen. Obama literally promises to ’slow development of future combat systems,’” CFIF said…

READ ABOUT THIS WALKING TURD OF A MAN!

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May 30, 2008

Hillary is the New Wallace [WTF?!]

“But behind the mask of populism, it was race that fueled Wallace’s campaign from the start. And it is race that has brought new life to Clinton’s campaign in its final days.”

Has Dick Morris FINALLY lost his mind??? For the “rest of the story” (as P.H. would say) go HERE!

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MOST IMPORTANT HEADLINE OF THE CENTURY (SO FAR)?

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE,SPERM — jorsabeck @ 12:41 pm

Clay Aiken Impregnates Someone!

OK, it’s from TMZ, but STILL!

See the story HERE.

HERE IS A COMMENT I LEFT AT PAT DOLLARD’S SITE RE NEGOTIATING WITH TERRORISTS:

How do you negotiate with people who base their f’d up beliefs on religious fanaticism? If terrorists are blowing crap up based on political issues, OK I can see eventually having a talk. However, with religious butt licking losers you cannot talk to them unless they’re willing to become less religious and less fanatical, neither of which is going to happen when talking with an infidel they are instructed to kill by the ProfShit Mohammad… It is very clear that Britain is infected with Islam and the USA had better start protecting itself from the subtle invasion.

HERE IS THE ORIGINAL LINK

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:54 am

File under Week 22 of 2008


Life Tunnel

Notable events of the Week:

We got the pool opened, cleaned, balanced and used it a bit over the Memorial Day weekend. Then the temps dropped thirty or so degrees overnight and we all were wearing winter coats around here again. I freakin HATE global warming.

The Phoenix lander arrived on Mars. We watched the live feed from the JPL lab in Pasadena. Way cool. I get a kick out of the project manager’s name: Fuk Li. I wonder if he has any sisters? By then end of the week, the had all the glitches worked out.

Horrific weather continued in the Midwest. Hot, cold, tornadoes, what’s next? An entire town in Minnesota was nearly blown away (also a feel-good insurance story).

Speaking of being blown away, I hate it when this happens.

This guy apparently wanted to get blown, but ended up trying to kill his wife on their honeymoon. Can you say Fucktard?

Although also on the lines of being “blown”, this thoroughly disgusted me. I mean W. T. F.? Anyone guilty of this behavior is beyond a Fucktard. They are trash and should be incinerated.

This headline kinda grossed me out too, but in a different way. I wonder how he learned he could squirt milk from his eyes? Yuck.

Other great headlines:
UFO Blows Up Over Vietnam
“Monkeys Control Robots With Their Minds“ (with some editorial license)
I am sure the Vatican has people shaking in their boots with this headline: Vatican sends threat over women priests

Watch out for the trains in Italy. They are robbing, drugging and killing people.

This had to be really bad news for the asses of the astronauts (not that they ARE asses mind you) on the International Space Station. Their toilet is broke. What a crappy thing to happen. What does one do when their loo is on the fritz in space? I am certain they are all pissed. (Oh behave!)

This site is most worthy of your inspection and time.

In the world of Anti Fucktardary: Sharkelia Taylor (her parents are Fucktards for naming her Sharkelia). In yet another tale that involves both Fucktardary and Anti-fucktardary is this one about a store clerk (the Anti-Fucktard) and a thief, Marc Antoine Stovall (the Fucktard). Both had guns! It seems that lead may be both the source of all Fucktardary on the planet and the cure….

Happy healthy weekends to all.

“UNCONTACTED WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE” SEES MONSTER BIRD:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE,SLEESTAK,WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE — Yarbz @ 6:13 am

pRETTY COOL STORY:

HARVEY KORMAN DEAD: RIP

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE,HUMOR,REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 5:54 am


Harvey Korman seen here on the left in Blazing Saddles…

May 29, 2008

ANOTHER BLAST FROM THE PAST PHOTOSHOP:

KOMRADE YARBZ BLAST FROM THE PAST PHOTOSHOP:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE,HUMOR,IMAGE MANIPULATION,PHOTOSHOP — Yarbz @ 11:38 am

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