CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:03 am

File under week 10 of 2008

Hillary campaigns somewhere while her boss looks on approvingly.

Welcome to the first week of March. Spring should arrive shortly.

This (posted earlier this week by CinLin) was a pretty harrowing little attempt at landing a big jet. Wow. For more harrowing stuff, see the pissed off crocodile picture below. Sounds like a good time to go dog sledding. Winter is never going to end anyway.

Here is a headline that is scary and cool at the same time. This one was definitely just scary. This one was even scarier. Who could resist this headline about big breasts helping to defeat a wrongful accusation? I found this headline to be somewhat right-sided for some reason; it was certainly strange. This headline will most certainly not be followed. This headline is a classic Chicago headline.

Surely there are better ways to get out of work than this. Daniel Kuch leads off our list of Fucktards of the Week.
This unnamed 16 year old girl and her three friends: Charlie James Wilkinson, the girl’s 19-year-old boyfriend, and two others, Charles Allen Waid, 20, and Bobbi Gale Johnson, 18 who killed most of the girl’s family because they didn’t like her boyfriend are next on the list this week. Very sick young people indeed.
Evelyn Theodore, 74, and Maude Paulin, 52 are a couple of very sick older people who were convicted of enslaving a young girl. They should be fed to crocodiles.

Croc pissed

From the “who give a rat’s petard” files comes this story about Martin Sheen getting some award from Notre Dame. Perhaps they should focus on football. Touchdown Jesus was not too happy last year folks (I think they went 2 and 10!!) and no one cares about Martin Fucking Sheen. Puke.

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Perhaps the greatest QB in modern times (well at least since Montana retired), Brett Favre announced his retirement this week. Unless he was going to move to the Bears, this is very good news. Well done Bellicheat! Favre’s display yesterday during a one hour press conference was rivetting.

Happy healthy weekends to all.