CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 7:50 am

File under week 7 of 2008

I don’t think it was too much of a surprise for Amy Swinehouse to win a Grammy or five last Sunday night, but Herbie Hancock?

This was a big headline. I wonder what else her breasts have been up to? I hate it when convicted sex offenders win the lottery. This headline was just full of yummy irony. As jaded as I may be, I still don’t like to see headlines like this one.

If you are looking for a place to get lost for a few hours, try this site. I was there for about half of the week.

According to this story, Area 102 will be dry and without water by 2021. I predict Conspiracy Dude will have evacuated long before they can no longer flush.

Check out this raid of a house that was growing pot.
Wow.

$54 Million LapTop? Yep, it’s a law suit.

A Crackberry outage this week sent million of users into rehab for their withdrawal pains. There was some mystery to the outage, and then there was some kind of internet interference on Wednesday, but that seemed to pass without much adieu.

In case you don’t get it at home, I give you the SI Swim Suit Edition (at least some of the good parts). I also supplied a pic above of Tori Praver, who, despite the appearance of wearing a swim suit, is actually totally and completely bereft of clothing (that is body paint). Boy, did I get in the wrong business. Maybe my son will be a great body painter?

My list of Fucktards for the week:
Me, for that last comment. And on his birthday nonetheless. Happy birthday son! Unlike his father, he is way far from ever being a Fucktard.
Carla Poole who beat a four year old to death and even had her own children hold him while she hit him. OMG!
Padmaja Sivaray Enjeti, 38, of Plano, TX who dropped her kids from the second story, twice? Her name seems like something out of Star Wars.
Barron Hilton, the little brother of celebritard Paris Hilton, who got busted for DUI. Can’t those people afford drivers? He had managed to stay out of the limelight, but perhaps he is looking for more press. With a name like Barron Hilton, he should be able to get plenty. Of whatever he wants.
Roger Clemons. Sorry dude, I really want to believe you, but I don’t. I think you are lying and I wish you weren’t. I think if you took the juice, you shoulda come clean, but now it is too late and that makes you a Fucktard. I understand that you worked really hard and how this impacts your records, but you gotta come clean bro. I think Brian McNamee is a Fucktard as well and I hate him for what he has done and is doing to baseball. He is just a big fucking liar. The only person I believe in this mess in Andy Pettitte.
Cesar Monarrez, who raped a four year old in his care at a Day Care Center and it was caught on tape! He should prepare for some burning genitals himself. I’d be happy to light them afire if need be.
Officer Salvatore Rivieri of Baltimore, MD. What a dipshit. Granted, the kid needed some discipline, but not from him and he went way out of bounds. I want to shove that skateboard up his keester. Deputy Charlotte Marshall Jones isn’t much better for dumping a quadriplegic out of his wheel chair. I say we get Padmaja (see above) to dump him out a window a couple of times and see if that knocks any sense into him. What is wrong with these cops?

See Part II