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February 23, 2008

FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT WIMP COMMIE TERRORIST BASTARDS:

CATAGORIES: ALL THINGS POLITICAL, GENERAL NONSENSE — Yarbz @ 9:36 pm

GO HERE!

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February 22, 2008

YARBZ ROAD ADVENTURES CONTINUE - LITTLE WHITE PILOT LIES…

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS — Yarbz @ 12:39 pm

Here is the pilot who told us the tow bar broke while towing the plane. In actuality, he didn’t unlock the brake and hit the gat, breaking the landing gear when he tried to back out of the gate… He must be in deep doodoo.

As I type this (1235hrs on Friday) I am sitting in Jacksonville airport delayed into Baltimore where I have a sketchy conection to Hartford. I may be in Baltimore overnight… We shall see. I did talk Southwest into allowing me to pre-board with the blue pre-board thingy… I had the A29 boarding pass and when they tried to rebook my connection, the gave me a C21 for the first flight. I was fuming! I would be assured a center seat next to a screaming baby thing! No way!. I called Southwest and explained the situation and hey guy told me that the gate should give me either the old pass or allow me to preboard. I made them do it! I get to board with the moms and handy dudes. –More later. Lots of crap happened this trip.

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 7:54 am

File under week 8 of 2008

Ryan Newman (no relation to Paul) won his first (and perhaps only) Daytona 500 last weekend. Gosh I miss Florida sometimes.

With Serbia pledging a long fight, I wondered about our friend Sniper (guesswhoiam). See his post from yesterday about the American Embassy being attacked.

Speaking of political change, Uncle Fidel ”retired” this week handing over the reigns of power to his little bro, Raul. Cubans everywhere celebrated with a cigar and some paella. I think they may be a tad premature and we should wait until some stability returns and see how Raul handles this new power. Expect fireworks down there shortly.

There were some fireworks in space this week when the Pentagon shot down a failed spy satellite. Yeah, sure you were worried about the fuel…see jorseabeck’s post from earlier this week for some conspiracy theory fodder.

Did you catch the other action in space this week with the total lunar eclipse on Wednesday night? Pretty near cool me thinks.

There was more wicked weather in the South this week. Here, it is just shitty and cold. I need me some Spring! Here is what parts of Colorado looked like this week:

Snow; West Butte, Co

It was quite the outdoors week for the elder men in the FB family. I went pheasant hunting on Tuesday and had a blast. It was cold, but we were well insulated. I think we shot about 19 birds. My Dad went fishing on Wednesday in Idaho ( they live in Montana most of the year) and here is part of that they caught (he and his friend both caught their limit):

FloridaDadSteelhead

And now, for our nominees for Fucktard of the Week:
This dad who grilled his daughter about texting her boy friend.
We are learning more about last Week’s FOTW, Steve Kasmierzcak. I thought he deserved to be FOTW again this week. If all of the students have behaved like this, only Steve would be dead.
Gregory Ray Brooks who posed as a teenager and took a 14 year old to a school dance.
Benjamin Lovell who thought he had more money than he really did.

OK, this guy is just weird, but he gets honorable mention:

Penis painter

Happy healthy weekends to all.

PS: This was just a great headline.

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February 21, 2008

Sit back and have yourself a little chuckle

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR — CinLin @ 2:24 pm

REDNECK LENT

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic..And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic. After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass…and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, ‘You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.’Bubba’ s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood. The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed
into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:
You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you a catfish.

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They Shoot Serbs, Don’t They?

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — guesswhoiam @ 2:13 pm

I mean the NATO, or the U.S. Or someone who has the guts.

Read this.

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Navy Hits Spy Satellite With Missile????

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, IMAGE MANIPULATION, MILITARY, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, PHOTOSHOP — jorsabeck @ 11:08 am

or was something ELSE the target???

Live long and prosper my ASS!

Read THIS for more ‘information’ …