From My Inbox
January 18, 2008
Week In Review
File under: Week 3 of 2008
Adriana Lima, star of upcoming Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl advertisement.MySpace has finally agreed to drop sexual predators from getting access to My Space service. It is about time.
I don’t want to go all “scientologist” on you all, but maybe we should spend more time learning if drugs work before coming up with clever marketing schemes. I really liked those commercials too. In other medical news, this looks like the initial AIDS days all over again.
U.S. Scientists were able to create a mouse heart from mouse stem cells. Wow. This could be a breakthrough of epic proportions.
We have now had three primary elections (or caucuses) and have three republican victors. Unfortunately, I feel this bodes well for the democrats…it is not a good feeling either.
Mona Lisa del Giocondo. After over 500 years, they figured out who she was.
I guess this is good news. This certainly is.
Former Chess Champion Bobby Fischer died. He was 64 and I say good riddance. Enjoy playing chess with Satan dude.
As for headlines this week, this one certainly caught my eye. I did not understand how this headline related to the story. I thought maybe Samuel L. Jackson wrote this headline.
FOTW:
Cpl. Cesar Armando Laurean, the missing Marine who is accused of killing another Marine that accused him of rape.
Bryan Grove, who stabbed his girlfriend’s mother 18 times and then left her body in a car for a month while they used her credit cards.
This German dude who threw himself out the window with his Christmas tree.
Derrick Kosch who shot himself in the balls while trying to rob a store.
Mathew Kowald who taped his son to a chair and then taped a Packer’s jersey to him. What a Cheese-head thing to do.
How about this unnamed 23 year old who threw a baby on to the freeway in Hawaii? How could he?
Just for fun, I thought I’d nominate Randy Moss as FOTW. And he had been so good lately…Here is a link that shows us what kind of beer we should and should not drink if we want to avoid the beer gut.
Go look at the weather for me tomorrow. OMG. I need to get further South, but I am afraid it is too late. The weather for the Patriots/Chargers game looks pretty good, but not for the Packers/Giants game which could present some frostbites issues. I know many of you won’t like this, but I am hoping for a Giants/Chargers Superbowl. I just don’t want to have to hear for the rest of my life that the 2007 Patriots are the greatest team ever (which frankly, they probably are), and being a Bears fan, well, we just can’t root for the Packers (but I secretly might just because Favre is amazing).
Happy healthy weekends to all.
January 17, 2008
AFC CHAMPIONSHIP POLL: NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS VERSUS SAN DIEGO CHARGERS:
The Thursday Limerick
There once was a girl named Jill
Who tried dynamite for a thrill
they found her chin
next to the wall in Berlin
And they found her snatch in Brazil
January 15, 2008
Nifong Doesn’t have Pot to Piss in
Mike Nifong has filed for bankruptcy. We can only hope it was due to high attorney fees defending himself. Here’s what struck me….are you ready for this?
“Mike Nifong cited more than $180 million dollars in liabilities and only $243,898 in assets of real and personal property.”
180 MILLION DOLLARS in liablities?!?!?!?!?! WTF????? I sure wish someone would explain to me how ANYONE (especially a freaking DA) can rack up $180,000,000 in debt!!!! I’ll say it again…Durham, NC is the MOST pollitically corrupt place I have EVER lived. You tell me there is nothing fishy about a public servant who can pile up that amount of debt. Maybe we will see Niafong in prison after all. Might want to squirrel away a few bucks for some KY jelly there Mike. I doubt inmates are going to be very…..polite : ) …..to a prosecutor. As Frank Zappa once sang…Keep it greasy so it’ll go down easy : )
Anyway…heres the link: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323025,00.html
January 14, 2008
The Source for News
January 13, 2008
A fun waste of time
January 12, 2008
Kill Us By Car Or Kill Us By Gun
First off, I must say that the title of this post is one of the scariest I have ever used. What you are about to read is a true story - a police report was submitted, in fact.
Our area was hit by a major ice storm that caused many trees and limbs to fall. Mike was off work due to the weather so he made some money on the side trimming the dead branches off of broken limbs for people who needed help.
A very good friend of Mike’s wanted some trees of his trimmed and being a weekend, I went to watch. Several of the limbs needed to be pulled with a rope so they would not fall on lines or the house. The friend and I were able to do this one two trees, but not the one that went across the cable line leading into the house. Other friends had finally arrived and one of them got in front of me on the rope so we could pull that limb away from the cable line. Neither of us saw that he was in front of a railroad tie and he tripped over it as we pulled, falling on his tush. The limb then fell over the cable line. No problem, the home owner called the cable company and they were there before the clean up of limbs was complete, which was when Mike and I left for home.
We were on an outer road that used to be main highway 54 just past a convenience store when we saw a car coming straight to us head on. I honked and honked and he was not phased. I hit the shoulder hoping he would not turn that direction. Luckily, he did not. Mike said turn around! I turned around. To our horror, the man kept driving in the wrong lane, past the convenience store on a curve and then sped up. I honked liked crazy all the way behind him, except in the correct lane, until he sped up and then I just maintained the speed limit because I was truly afraid he was going to kill someone or someone would swerve into my lane trying to avoid him and kill us. We lost sight of him.
We continued to drive back to Mike’s friends house where we were just at to tell them what happened and so I could calm down a moment. Out of the blue on my left came the stupid guy again. He ran a stop sign and hit the road right in front of me and was still on the wrong side of the freaking road. I kept my hand on the horn again. No cell phone to call the police and this guy is heading for the main highway. I just wanted him to stop at this point. He was about to kill someone and was going around curves on the wrong side of the road. We got to the friends house and the guy actually turned in there. There are apartments next to the house and the driveways connect. I tried to block him, he gave us the finger and we gave it back, then Mike started to open his door. It looked like the guy was going to push my car out the way so I let him go. We were following him again then Mike jumped out at the highway when I stopped to see if anyone was coming and before I could put the car in park Mike was at the man’s car door and had him pulled over.
I ran to the friend’s door freaking out and said call the police I think this man is dangerous. The cable guy said he has a gun. His friend who was up in the bucket was coming down as quick as he could. They were both hiding behind their truck and Mike’s friend was standing out in the open ready for action, it seemed. I looked up there and the guy had a silver gun pointing at Mike. I was pissed off. The cable guy had the police on the phone and so did the friend. I talked to them on the cable guy’s phone. We all described the vehicle, but only I knew what the stupid dude had done. I told them about it and then walked up to the car where the stupid man and Mike were. At this point the gun was put away.
I told the guy that he nearly killed me and I really enjoy my life, my family and friends. He said he was sorry and he appeared sincere. He had a bandanna around his head, tattoos and earrings, a person who doesn’t mind showing the world he is a partying man. He also never took his hand off the gun he had put inside his pants. You could tell he was zoned out by looking at his eyes.
Mike and him were the same size, in fact, the guy was just a little bigger. It’s too bad he had to have a gun. A very good fight could have taken place otherwise.The guy looked at Mike and said he was sorry. Mike said he wanted him to go home and the guy said he would. I can’t believe the county sheriff still are not here. The guy reached his left hand to shake Mike’s, still keeping his right on the gun. Mike grabbed his hand, pulled him toward him and told him he would plant him if he ever saw him driving drunk again. The guy pulled out his gun again. I got pissed again. I said to the dude, “You know you are a chicken shit. What’s up with you? You can’t kill us by drunk driving you kill us by gun. Fuck you idiot. You aren’t worth the time of day”. Mike called him a chicken shit too and told him he better get out of here before the cops come. The guy says they won’t find me. The car don’t have plates. I said, “Hey idiot, look up there. Don’t you see three people and two with cell phone with the county on their lines?” He looked then jumped into his car and took off, this time on the right side of the road. I guess we sobered him up.
We left about five minutes later heading the same way home. Just past the gas station we saw his car parked and empty at the end of a driveway. We turned around and called the county telling them where the car was. Later we were called by the county and had to go to the jail to file an official report. They had the stupid guy in custody, but the gun was not found on him. Rumor has it the gun was taken by the dude’s girlfriend to her uncles house in the apartments next to Mike’s friend’s house. Truth is the guy had recently been released from prison. I’m not sure if he’s going back or already there again.
My shopping list now shows a cell phone, a gun, mace, and a mechanism that will lift my car up off the axles far enough in the air to clear a tractor trailer truck just in case someone else tries to kill me by car.



















