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December 21, 2007

SMART OR STOOPID: I GOT A 23…

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 7:55 am

File under: Week 51 of 2007
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Workers make a snow sculpture “Romantic Feelings” in Harbin, Heilongjiang province, December 16, 2007. The sculpture will debut at the 20th International Snow Sculpture Art Expo which starts from December 20, at the Sun Island Scenic Area in Harbin, local media said. Picture taken December 16, 2007.
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This just had to be one of the scariest headlines EVER. The “DUH” headline of the week can be found here. You mean Canada gets snow? Wow.

Sadly, New Jersey has become the first state in more than four decades to outlaw the death penalty; even for folks who need killin’. Those would include child killer/rapist Mr. Jesse Timmendequas, who is one lucky Fucktard. They named a law after what he did (Megan’s law) and the State taxpayers will now pay for his room and board for the remainder of his natural life, despite the fact that he tortured, raped and killed an innocent seven year old girl. New Jersey should be proud. Maybe they should just let him loose and perhaps he has rehabilitated whilst in prison on death row. Just let him out and see what happens. Someone should ask Michael Dukakis about pardoning Willie Horton and see if that jives with Jersey’s decision to let this asshat live and breathe for another moment.

That leads us to our list of nominees for Fucktard of the week:

Mahender Murlidhar Sabhnani, and his wife, Varsha Mahender Sabhnani, who imprisoned two Indonesian women and basically enslaved them. With the kind of money they have, what is their malfunction?
Otis Blunt and Jose Espinosa who escaped from a maximum security facility in “Shawshank” fashion. I suggest they look on beaches in Mexico for these two.
Sandra Venery who tried to coax her two year old into smoking and cussing on a video that she then posted on My Space. What a good mommy.
Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s little sister, who is preggers at age 16. Looks like it runs in the family. I bet she is a better mother than her older sister. No statutory rape charge against the baby-daddy?
This Canadian Bastard whose sexually abused his four year old live on the internet. How could he? And they won’t release his name to protect who? Wow.
Cheryl Grucz of Washington Township, MI who shot the TV because her husband wanted to turn up the heat. Well done! Good shot.

I did enjoy this list of the Weirdest Work Stories of the Year.

These folks must have been in the Fire Swamp and have found some Rodents of Unusual Size in Indonesia:
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On a sad note, an astronaut on the International Space Station lost his mother in a car versus train wreck in Lombard, IL. To contrast, our feel good story of the week concerns this family who got lost looking for a Christmas tree.

Since this is likely the last or penultimate WIR of the year, it seems appropriate to provide a link to the Year in Review. Of course, you can always click on the WIR link under “Areas of Study” and see them for the entire year.

I begin a vacation until Jan. 2 this afternoon precisely at 2:45 pm. Happy healthy weekends and Merry Christmas to all.

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December 20, 2007

The guy who blue himself

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — FloridaBill @ 6:36 pm

One funny thread…

INCREDIBLE UNDERSTATEMENTS

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Yarbz @ 7:17 am

Check out the photocaption and see if you can find the incredible under statement…
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SURGEON SNEAKS SNAPS OF SNAKE SLOGAN

Mayo Clinic Hospital administrators said Dr. Adam Hansen, chief resident of general surgery, admitted taking the photo with his cell phone on Dec. 11. The tattoo on strip club owner Sean Dubowik’s penis reads: “Hot Rod.”

December 19, 2007

YARBZ TOM BRADY AS PROPHET PHOTOSHOP

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, PHOTOSHOP, SPORTS — Yarbz @ 11:04 am

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BUT ONLY IF THE GIRL COMES WITH THE SOAKING…

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December 18, 2007

NOTE TO SELF: STAY THE ‘F’ AWAY FROM RIO…

RIO DE JANEIRO, Brazil - Not even Santa Claus is safe as the violent Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro celebrates the Christmas season. Drug traffickers in a Rio slum opened fire on a helicopter carrying a Santa to a children’s party, apparently mistaking it for a police helicopter, police said on Tuesday.

DO IT TONIGHT!

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, SPERM — Yarbz @ 11:22 am

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