CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Yarbz @ 3:11 pm

Osama will be found by a gay US soldier and he will bend him over and make him squeal like a pig and then execute him. This will be such a big and wonderful news story that Bush will repeal ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ and replace it with ‘don’t care, don’t give a shit’…

Iraq will be much better than it is now and the troops will be 75% home

Islam will continue to be the pussy sore on humanity’s ass

North Korea will become semi-normal and Ilvis will visit Victoria’s Secret and not come out for 24 hours.

The Patriots will complete their perfect season with a win in the Super Bowl

John McCain will be the winner of the Presidential Election with a large enough margin of victory that there is no squabbling…

The Jugg will continue to exist.

Have a happy New Year and stay safe and reasonably inebriated!