Osama will be found by a gay US soldier and he will bend him over and make him squeal like a pig and then execute him. This will be such a big and wonderful news story that Bush will repeal ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ and replace it with ‘don’t care, don’t give a shit’…
Iraq will be much better than it is now and the troops will be 75% home
Islam will continue to be the pussy sore on humanity’s ass
North Korea will become semi-normal and Ilvis will visit Victoria’s Secret and not come out for 24 hours.
The Patriots will complete their perfect season with a win in the Super Bowl
John McCain will be the winner of the Presidential Election with a large enough margin of victory that there is no squabbling…
The Jugg will continue to exist.
Have a happy New Year and stay safe and reasonably inebriated!
December 28, 2007
December 27, 2007
Pakistani Opposition Leader Benazir Bhutto Assassinated
Go to Your Favorite News Outlet
I don’t know if I’m smarter, but I got an A+. Something the never actually happened when I was in 8th grade. So did I get smarter or did kids get dumber?
Don’t answer that.
December 26, 2007
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