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November 30, 2007

RIP: Evel Knievel

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — FloridaBill @ 4:43 pm

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RIP Motorcycle maniac/daredevil. May your rockets all fire in the afterlife.
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WHERE WAS THIS NEWS WHEN WE WERE YOUNG..(NOT THAT IT MATTERED…)

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE,NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP,SPERM — Yarbz @ 12:27 pm

Having sex at early age has long been linked to a laundry list of health problems from an increased risk of sexual disease to an increased risk of cancer.

But now, Columbia University and New York state researchers say waiting too long to have sex may carry its own risks, according to a report.

It’s not photoshop, buuuut

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — CinLin @ 10:29 am

www.elfyourself.com/?id=1117181451

Packers Vs. Cowboys

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — ZappaCrappa @ 10:28 am

I had the pleasure last night of FINALLY getting to see my beloved Packers play in person. We got tickets back in August with absoultely no idea of just how big this game would be. I figured by this time, my Packers would be 6-5 or 5-6. Yeah, they lost last night and Favre was gone midway through the 2nd quarter but it was STILL a good time. Hats off to the Dallas crowd who treated all us Packer faithful very well and never took the trash talk to anything more than a good natured verbal jousting depsite their shock at finding the crowd at their home field about 40 percent green and yellow. There were A LOT of Packer faithful there and I am happy to report not seeing ONE instance of stupid fan behavior from either side. It was a very pleasant surprise to see adult football fans behaving like adults. Anyway, we had a great time despite the final outcome and saw a very good game. Hope everyone has a great weekend.

This photo is at the game of my wife, me, my buddy Eric and his sister. Yarbz…sorry about the photo size. I thought I edited it down (obviously I didn’t). Sorry.

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:25 am

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Apologies for no WIR last week and a lame one this week. I was on vacation and we took the family on a trip to the Knoxville, TN area. Beautiful place. We also had our youngest daughter’s 13th birthday and I have been battling a wicked cold that I am hopeful isn’t pnuemonia.

This week, after having Monday and Tuesday off, I couldn’t pass up this person as Fucktard of the Week. She stabbed her two young children in the restroom of a convenience store with a steak knife. How could she?

As far as headlines this week, this one was something I long suspected, but have now confirmed: Study: Canadian Beer Drinkers Threaten Planet! Someone alert the real media, eh?

Last night, I visited Sal Uki in his Underground Museum and enjoyed the company and watched the Cowboys/Packers game. We learned a couple of things: first that Troy Aikman is the biggest piece of shit ever to leave God’s asshole and secondly that Wade Phillips (or Dave Mustaine, depending on who you ask) has a vagina. I made myself laugh all over again just typing that. Perhaps you had to be there. It was also unanimously agreed that it has been far too long without a good photoshop, especially one involving my image. Someone needs to fix that.

Happy healthy weekends to all!

November 29, 2007

THIS IS A MUST WATCH… MUST MUST MUST MUST!!!

VIDEO HERE!

BRAINLESS BASTARD AWARD – 071129

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — Yarbz @ 9:58 am

KLAMATH FALLS, Ore. (AP) – A Montana man was arrested in Oregon’s Klamath County after a state trooper found nearly two pounds of marijuana wrapped as a Christmas present in the man’s car.

Oregon State Police said the trooper found about three pounds of marijuana and four firearms in Jimmie Cumbee’s car after a traffic stop Monday night on U.S. 97 about 10 miles south of Klamath Falls.

Cumbee, 42, was stopped for driving 75 mph in a 55 mph speed zone. He was traveling with his 17-year-old son, who also was arrested. Both are from Highwood, Mont., east of Great Falls.

NOTE: Maybe this was a good time to chose not to speed…

“Like most Americans, we love our sports teams and hate the Yankees.”

CATAGORIES: GREAT QUOTES — FloridaBill @ 9:09 am

I may have to vote for Mitt Romney afterall.

November 28, 2007

IN HONOR OF MOHAMMAD…

Until the idiots in Sudan release the British teacher, I am going to name all my turds “Mohammad”… I suggest all Juggernuts name their turds Mohammad until such time as the teacher is release unharmed. If she is subjected to 40 lashes, we shall permanently rename Porky Pig, “Mohammad”. Porky’s turds will be called “Mohammad’s Supper”

PS: Anyone ever notice that you can’t spell Mohammad without ‘ham”? That is rather interesting…

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