CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:25 am

Apologies for no WIR last week and a lame one this week. I was on vacation and we took the family on a trip to the Knoxville, TN area. Beautiful place. We also had our youngest daughter’s 13th birthday and I have been battling a wicked cold that I am hopeful isn’t pnuemonia.

This week, after having Monday and Tuesday off, I couldn’t pass up this person as Fucktard of the Week. She stabbed her two young children in the restroom of a convenience store with a steak knife. How could she?

As far as headlines this week, this one was something I long suspected, but have now confirmed: Study: Canadian Beer Drinkers Threaten Planet! Someone alert the real media, eh?

Last night, I visited Sal Uki in his Underground Museum and enjoyed the company and watched the Cowboys/Packers game. We learned a couple of things: first that Troy Aikman is the biggest piece of shit ever to leave God’s asshole and secondly that Wade Phillips (or Dave Mustaine, depending on who you ask) has a vagina. I made myself laugh all over again just typing that. Perhaps you had to be there. It was also unanimously agreed that it has been far too long without a good photoshop, especially one involving my image. Someone needs to fix that.

Happy healthy weekends to all!