GREAT STORY:
Let the countdown begin
Yarbz and his lovely Mrs. leave for Spain later this week. I am most jealous. Four days and counting….We will be expecting updates and pictures.
October 5, 2007
THE WEEK IN REVIEW
File under: Week 38 of 2007
Jane Darling “Amanda” Harris wins for best mug shot of the week with her “Oh no you didn’t” look. Also interesting is the fact that she chased children around her parking lot with a sword and that she works at Pooh Corner Preschool. She leads us off this week as a nominee for Fucktard of the Week.
Also on this list of nominees this week:
Darin Tuck and his very very sick video tape supplier, Chester Arthur Stiles. I predict that they will never find him alive and if they do, he won’t last long afterwards. I think he is our winner this week, despite the efforts of local fucktard, Jeanette Strode, who shot her husband because he had pictures of nude women in the house. Huh? The headline about Buddha’s Banana caused me to click on it. I was amused, but not offended. Timothy Joseph Vaughn gets a dishonorable mention as a Fucktard of the Week nominee for threatening his HS reunion.At first I thought this had to be a misprint but our headline of the week goes to: Trouser Snake Kills Cambodian Man.
Equally strange was this woman who birthed her own grandkids. No really. Then there was this headline: Scientists Breed See-Through Frogs. Like they couldn’t find any solid or opaque frogs with which to fornicate? This is a headline I should hope to never see again. I got a real “kick” from this story about two men feuding over the leg of one of them. I wonder what Heather Mills would want to do? You gotta admit that this is a great headline: Mr. Potato Head in Ecstasy Bust.
It is that time of year again. That’s right, Honeycrisp apples are in season and available. They are the best apple you will ever eat.
In case anyone cares, the world record for stone skipping was shattered by Russell Byars of PA who magically skipped a stone 51 times. Pretty awesome work there Rock Bottom!
In case you have not heard, the Chicago Cubs are in the playoffs in post-season baseball. They played against the AZ Diamondbacks and look like shit. On Wednesday, Steve Mariotti penned this article about a certain fan who will be in Cubs lore for ages.
Also in weird pics this week is the pushmepullyou turtle:
Dr. Doolittle must be so proud!Happy healthy weekends to all.
WHAT IS YOUR PUBLIC PROFILE?
This article is very interesting. Here is an excerpt:
Often referred to as “digital dirt,” online information can really hurt one’s chances of getting a job. Recruiters, like any other Web surfer, often search for information about their candidates before sending them to their clients. It is a little easier to remain unscathed by Internet results when you have a common name. However, employers who have your resume at hand have enough information about you to narrow down the search and find accurate personal information.
Websites such as Match.com, Facebook, WebShots and MySpace serve as valuable tools to jump-start people’s personal lives, but can also come back to limit their career options. One inappropriate picture can cut your chances of landing your dream job. Don’t let that happen to you and do not think it can’t. Employers check up on their current and potential employees more thoroughly than people think. It is also possible for employers or employees of the hiring company to find you by accident. The chances are high that you are interconnected through a social network (Friendster, for example) with someone in the hiring company.
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October 4, 2007
INTERESTING STORY:
I don’t know how many of you had to read “The Diary of Anne Frank” in grade school but this story is interesting.
HERE…
Washington Examiner
September 24, 2007Officials Say Evidence Shows Justification In Some Haditha Shootings
By Rowan Scarborough, National Security Correspondent
WASHINGTON — The prosecution of four Marines for killing Iraqi Civilians in the western town of Haditha had promised to highlight one of the military’s worst war crimes.
But after the completion of the last pre-trial hearing this month, Evidence shows that Marines were justified in opening fire in at least some of the 24 deaths, officials have determined. The house-by-house clearing Operation was depicted by Iraqi witnesses in the news media as cold-blooded murder. It now appears to be a more complex case involving young enlisted Marines in a dangerous mission.
Of four Marines charged with murder, a hearing officer has recommended All charges be dropped against two. The Marines dismissed murder charges against a third in exchange for his testimony.
The remaining murder defendant is Staff Sgt. Frank D. Wuterich, who appeared at a evidentiary hearing this month. Facing 13 murder counts, Wuterich justified his actions. He is now awaiting the hearing officer’s report to Lt. Gen. James N. Mattis, who will decide whether to order a court-martial.
“Based on certain political agendas and scurrilous leaks from Defense Department officials, the media was led to exaggerate the facts on the ground insinuating there were massacres that day,” Washington attorney Mark Zaid, who represents Wuterich, told The Examiner. “The evidence now clearly rejects that was ever the case.”
To be sure, there was carnage that day in 2005 when Marines raided four homes in Haditha after suffering a bomb attack that killed a battle mate.
But Lt. Col. Paul J. Ware, the investigative officer for all three pre-trial hearings, has issued investigative reports that cleared two of the accused - Lance Cpl. Justin Sharratt and Lance Cpl. Stephen B. Tatum. Mattis accepted Ware’s recommendation on Sharratt and dismissed murder chargers. His decision on Tatum is pending.
Sharratt shot and killed three Iraqis in a house with an M9 pistol several hours after the bombing. Sharratt said the men were armed with AK-47s and he fired in self-defense.
Ware wrote that forensic evidence showed the wounds were not consistent with an execution. The officer termed “not credible” the eye-witness accounts of Iraqis.
In the Tatum case, Ware said the evidence showed the Marine followed the rules of engagement when he and squad mates entered two houses in which 17 Iraqis were killed.
“Lance Cpl. Tatum shot and killed people in houses 1 and 2, but the reason he did so was because of his training and the circumstances he was placed in, not to exact revenge and commit murder,” Ware wrote.
Ware’s two exonerations have brought criticism on Rep. John Murtha, D-Pa., who said at a 2006 news conference the Marines killed the Iraqis “in cold blood.”
Said Zaid, “Murtha used these kids to help his anti-war agenda.”
Murtha’s spokesman declined to comment.
THIS ABOUT SAYS IT ALL…
“Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else’s life.”
–Will Rogers
October 3, 2007
FROMMENZEE EMAILZ:
California telephone poll:
The latest telephone poll taken by the California Governor’s office, asked Whether people who live in California think illegal Immigration is a serious problem:
29% of respondents answered: “Yes, it is a serious problem.”
71% of respondents answered: “No es una problema seriosa.”
FROM EMAIL HUMOR THINGY
This is clever and well done… Poor kid…
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