CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:39 am

File under: Week 35 of 2007

This week was the sixth anniversary of 9-11.

FOTW Nominees:
Fifty year old Larry Charles of Philadephia who apparently likes bedding pre-teen girls. One of whom was 14 and he was found naked with her in the Courthouse! Nothing less than castration will serve justice.
Bill Belicheat the head coach of the NE Patriots who was caught videotaping defensive and offensive signals of opponents. Like his team isn’t already good enough he has to cheat? I agree with Jay Mariotti and thought the penalty should have been bigger and included a suspension. Fucking cheater. How many of those three SuperBowls were won using banned trickery I wonder?
Sheyboygan WI Judge Timothy Van Akkeren who tossed out a conviction of a sex pervert/pedophile on a technicality (the park restroom wherein the perp tried to lure his 9 year old victim was not “secluded enough”). Give us a break.
Howard Beattie of York, UK who abused boys over a 15 year period. Mutant.
Justin Boudin from St. Paul, MN who assaulted a couple of people on a bus with his anger management folder. I think he looks like a retarded Peyton Manning or somewhat like our old friend Fivehead.
Kid Rock and Tommy Lee. Nuff said. At least they didn’t fight over Britney Spears who performed whilst apparently on Quaaludes at the VMA’s last Sunday night.
These six sick people from West Virginia who tortured a woman for a week. How could they? Racists pricks all.
If true, Auschere Washington is a victim of a pretty sizable fucktard Coach.
Mary Winkler. She is the lady who shotgunned her husband, the pastor, and has now been released from the looney bin and wants custody of her kids. I think not and say nay. What say ye? I don’t care if she goes on Oprah, she should not get those children back.
I am also gonna nominate Warren Jeffs as a FOTW, not because of his religious beliefs that include polygamy, but because he actually thinks he can handle more than one wife.

Here is a headline that caught my attention and Yarbz posted it earlier this week. I learned quite a bit about breast biometrics. That figure 8 thing is a kinda neat piece of trivia to know.

Indonesia was hit by six big earthquakes this week. Six. Better there than here. Meanwhile, the Gulf Coast was surprised by a hurricane named Humberto.

While I don’t want to talk about or think about the Bears miserable loss to San Diego last Sunday, I do want to mention that we lost Mike Brown. Again. We lost Dusty Dvoracek too. Even more horrific was the Buffalo Bills loss of Kevin Everett who seems to be somewhat of a modern medical miracle.

Bama did well last week against Vanderbilt and have to face a tough, ranked, Arkansas on Saturday evening on ESPN.

It turns out that the massive spider web in Texas has now been determined to be a collective effort among different species of spiders that are normally cannibalistic, but in this case, cooperated. I think humanity is in serious jeopardy unless we can all get along better. I must say I experienced a touch of arachnophobia when I heard about this. Maybe Humberto took care of it?

A fond buh-bye to Daryl Holton who didn’t have the balls to kill himself after offing his children in 1997. The state of Tennessee didn’t have any problem using the electric chair on him Tuesday night. Hasta la vista dude. Enjoy hell.

Did you hear enough about “lives and treasure” following the testimony before Senators of the Iraq War leaders? If not, check this article in the National Review. Apparently Nancy PeeLousy was insulted over the announcement of a troop drawdown in Iraq. Fuck her.

I thought the President’s speech last night was one of his best. It was passionate, intelligent and sought to seek compromise and agreement on how we should proceed in Iraq. Did you watch it? Whaddya think?

Happy healthy weekends to all.