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August 24, 2007

HE WAS ‘HOT’ FOR HER I GUESS…

A Moscow woman set fire to her ex-husband’s penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka

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Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:20 am

File under: Week 32 of 2007
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Nominees for Fucktard of the Week:
Elvira Arellano. This may sound a tad harsh, but you deserve what you got. I don’t pretend to understand all fo the intricacies of your situation, but I am glad they deported you.
Herbert Paul Beck and Christopher Lee Steelman who plotted to settle a poker debt by killing someone with rattlesnakes. Idiots.

As for uber-creepy headlines, this one took the cake. This one was pretty creepy too come to think of it. Interesting, but creepy. This headline and story made me laugh out loud. I wasn’t sure if they were serious about the headline that blamed pigeon shit on this 35W Bridge collapse in Minnesota.

Wanna see something just flat crazy, go here and read about this suit crazed lunatic.

The Texas Rangers broke an invisible barrier this week when they were the first team in over 110 years to score 30 runs in a baseball game. Those poor Orioles!

Virginia Tech took another tragedy under it’s belt this week when 23 people were poisoned by carbon monoxide gas. Too bad Michael Vick wasn’t there.

On the topic of higher education, congratulations to Queen Guitarist Brian May, who, after 30 years, got his PhD.

Vlad “The Inhaler” Putin, the leader of Russia, caused a bit of a stir this week when he went fishing shirtless. As long as Nancy Pelosi or Hillary Clinton don’t try this, I am OK. I posted the penturla pics above. I call him “the inhaler” because his first name is Vlad and he is sucking his gut in in those pics.

I got rained out of three different golf outings this week. Three! We have had enough rain for a while and really need to dry out a bit in the Midwest.

Congratulations to Buddha whose divorce was final yesterday @ 9:25 am. I hope to make the party (Buddha, party of one) tonight at Gunther’s after my son’s inaugural marching band event at tonight’s football game. After visiting Gunther’s Wednesday night for fifty cent beer, I will be back…

Happy healthy weekends to all.

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August 23, 2007

TEDDY ON THE MARK…

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, GREAT QUOTES — Yarbz @ 6:31 am

“To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.” –Teddy Roosevelt

From my e-mail - Quotes you should know

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.”
-Mark Twain

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress…. But then I repeat myself.
-Mark Twain

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
-Winston Churchill

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
- George Bernard Shaw

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
-G Gordon Liddy

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
-James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
-Douglas Casey
Classmate of Bill Clinton at
Georgetown University

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
-P.J. O’Rourke, Civil Libertarian

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else.
-Frederic Bastiat
French Economist (1801-1850)

Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
-Ronald Reagan (1986)

I don’t make jokes I just watch the government and report the facts.
-Will Rogers

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it’s free!
-P.J. O’Rourke

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
-Voltaire (1764)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn’t mean politics won’t take an interest in you !
-Pericles (430 B.C.)

No man’s life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
-Mark Twain (1866 )

Talk is cheap…except when Congress does it.
-Unknown

The government is like a baby’s alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
-Ronald Reagan

The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the equal sharing of misery.
-Winston Churchill

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
-Mark Twain

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools.
-Herbert Spencer
English Philosopher (1820-1903)

There is no distinctly Native American criminal class…save Congress.
-Mark Twain

What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
-Edward Langley, Artist (1928 - 1995)

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

August 22, 2007

Only the little people die and pay taxes

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — FloridaBill @ 7:31 am

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Rest in Peace

August 20, 2007

From the “I hate it When This Happens” file

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I hate it when this happens.

LIKE… DUH!

“There’s a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage”

STORY LINK AT CNN HERE…

August 17, 2007

Lookalikes

CATAGORIES: PEOPLE YOU DON'T SEE TOGETHER — FloridaBill @ 10:18 am

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One is Crock and one is Vicktard. Can you tell the difference? I bet dogs can.

BAD NAME FOR A RACECAR DRIVER:

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