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August 31, 2007

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:44 am

File under: Week 33 of 2007

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I was in LA for the first three days this week on business. There are some REALLY weird people there, but not as weird as some of the people reported about on the blog this week. I think we had a record number of necrophiliacs. I watched Venice Beach open up on Wednesday morning when I had breakfast at the Sidewalk Café and watched as the locals opened up some shops and skateboarded and roller bladed and danced and sang and looked for some hope in garbage cans. What a place…you can watch it here.

One of our fucktards this week is Richard H. Berkey a peeping tom who got his when campers tackled him after he ran away from the womens latrine and then they tied his sorry ass to a tree until the cops arrived.

Proving that everything is bigger in Texas, this spiderweb is getting some attention and some press. Interestingly, they don’t know what kind of spider may have spun it!

I was somewhat surprisingly saddened to learn of the death of Richard Jewell whose life was ruinated when he was accused of bombing the Atlanta Olympics in 1996. (See the post immediately below as well.) It was actually that fucktard, Eric Rudolph, who was the real bomber. I think, unfortunately, that Mr. Rudolph is still alive and has all of his toes.

My best advice to you all this week: buy a lottery ticket.

If you don’t already know or have not intuited it, Senator Larry Craig from Idaho is another fucktard of the week.

Also, in case you didn’t know, this is the tenth anniversary of Princess Diana’s death. I don’t know how anyone could not know that since it is plastered pretty much everywhere.

Tell me, if you were this guy, would you move?

Leona Helmsley was mean even in death. She left $12 million to the dog and goose-egged a couple of heirs. Just wow. She gets a posthumous fucktard of the week nomination.

As predicted, Fred Thompson will announce that he is running for President. Why did he wait? His TV show must finish running episodes of him on it or the network would faced having to give equal time to all of the candidates.

Congratulations to CinLin for quitting the ciggies. I posted the above pic to help you all think about quitting if you still smoke. That pic is among those that will appear as warnings on packs sold in Europe soon.

Although somewhat ambiguous and misleading, this was my favorite headline of the week. My johnson is always determined.

Happy healthy weekends to all.