Not only was this a great headline, but a cute “feel good story” too. I found this headline to be strangely intriguing as well. Must be all that easy livin. The headline “Bikini Clad Women Mow Lawns in Memphis” speaks for itself, even though it could have double meaning. This headline made me click on it too, but I don’t really understand why. This one too (but I have a better understanding of why). Then there was the headline that read “Anger Counselor Charged in Domestic Spat”.
Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner died last weekend. She was one of a kind. She was a shell of her former self when she passed at age 65. RIP lady and good luck to the mascara industry following your death.
Speaking of death, this story (also posted yesterday by Zappa Crappa) about a cat that apparently can sense when death is imminent, kinda creeped me out.
They had a “haboob” in Arizona this week. Now don’t get too excited. A haboob is a meteorological term that means dust-storm caused by a thunderstorm. This one (from June 7) was particularly nasty and caused accidents on I-10 north of Tucson.
Here is a link to a neat photo story.
Nominees for Fucktard of the Week (fucktardary seems to have been rampant this week):
Joseph A. Koschitzki, 60, and Terri Binder Koschitzki, 53 of Thousand Oaks, CA. who forced a plane to land prematurely.
The two suspects in this horrific CT home invasion. They have now been identified as Steven Hayes and Joshua Komisarjevsky, a couple of career fucktards who should be shot at the earliest possible moment. Our sympathies to the Petit family.
Terri Elaine Perdew of Denison, Texas who killed a toddler while trying to splash kids with her car.
Terapon Dang Adhahn who appears to be a serial child abductor/molester/rapist bastard and one very bad man.
I guess it is about time that Lindsay Lohan got fully loaded and identified as a fucktard. She is also a SFBWHECNODTUT.
Rogue NBA referee Tim Donaghy. The real price to be paid for his behavior lies in area 102 (somewhere near Las Vegas) where they will now NEVER get an NBA team.
University of Colorado Regent Cindy Carlisle, who did not vote to fire Ward Churchill. She is a little Eichmann who I suspect has been playing with Churchill’s little Eichmann that he keeps in his pants. How could she support that whacko??
Scott Scherer, 39, and Melanie Hardrath, 30 of Milwaukee who locked the woman’s 7 year old son in a room with a bucket and some PB&J while they watched the Packers at a Casino. OMG.
Twenty six year old Jason Shenfeld of Palm Beach Gardens, FL who apparently killed his girlfriend and then kept her body in a closet in his room. OMG again.
All of the democratic candidates for the Presidency who really blew an opportunity on Monday night to provide real, insightful answers to real, insightful questions. All they did was play politics on the internet. The format however, was pretty dang cool and I can’t wait for the republican version in September.
Anti-fucktardary prevailed in Illinois this week when they banned smoking everywhere with the exceptions of home, car, some clubs and 15 feet away from the entrance to any building. Way to go Illinois! Govenor Blogyoyovich is really coming around.
Here is a real no shit story: Soda is not good for you. No shit? I don’t know why it took so long to figure out that the stuff folks have been consuming which has no naturally occurring counterpart is not real healthy. I don’t drink the stuff and never really have.
Turns out that weed may not be all that harmless too.
WeirdSin told us about a concert that he and Derfie attended recently called “Zappa plays Zappa”. It came to Chicago the other night, I missed the show but bring you the article.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
July 26, 2007
I don’t exactly know why, but something about this story really captured my attention and imagination:
Pretty amazing if you ask me.
NEED ALCOHOL SWEET ALCOHOL
NASTY ASS SWAGGERING ASTRONAUTS
NAH ASSWAGGA SCWEENAH ARRRGH
And these other folks: director Blake Edwards, 85; actor James Best, 81; singer Dobie Gray, 67; Mick Jagger, 64; Helen Mirren, 62; actress Susan George, 57; Kevin Spacey, 48; Florida Bill, 45; Sandra Bullock, 43; Jeremy Piven, 42, and Kate Beckinsale, 34.
“I nearly broke my hand last week. I served 5 years in the MC during the RVN war. When I got home, people actually spit at (and on) me. Called me “baby killer” and other unprintables. We were out for dinner last week and while waiting for a table we went to the bar. A ‘gentleman’ there was holding forth on our current war in Iraq and noticed my small EGA on my hat. He asked me in light of what happened in RVN what did I think about our young men in Iraq. I told him that if they took 60 year olds, I’d have been there last year. He just snickered and said that we were chumps in RVN and now we’re suckers in Iraq. I don’t regret to say that my fist acted before my brain. He got up and I asked him outside. The manager ran over and asked what happened and I told him. The manager turned to the other fellow and asked HIM to leave the establishment. Our dinner was free.
God bless and care for all our sons and daughters in harms way.
Robert L Duke”
July 25, 2007
I was just reading through my old home town on-line newspaper and was reminded of a place near where I grew up. The name of the place is Knob Lick, KY. I have lived and travelled to QUITE a few places and I have to say that my home state of Kentucky probably has some of the most unusual and politically incorrect names of anywhere I have ever seen. To name just a few:
Big Bone Lick State Park (KY seems to have a licking fetish)
Nigger Creek (I shit you not…it was 2 miles from my house!)
I have been to ALL these places. What are some of the more interestingly named places you all have been to?
What’s this say about the rest of us???
This quote, which I heard on Dennis’s live streaming radio show, made me laugh out loud. He was talking about the POS WC and said he looked like:
“LURCH IN A fright wig”