CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 6:47 am

File under: Week 23 of 2007

The featured pic this week is infamous Dicko, Michael Moore. His documentary Sicko about the sorry state of health care debuts this week somewhere. I think someone photoshopped some fat off of him in that pic.

I loved this story about a woman who was arrested for going topless (which should be encouraged at all times), who then settled for a paultry $29k. She must not be a D cup.

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If you dare and if you care, you might be interested in the inner workings of online pedophile rings. This week, investigators in the UK, Australia and the US busted over 700 of the bastards. Go get ‘em.

In golf this week is the inaugural Travelers Championship at the TPC at River Highlands near Hartford. I wonder if Feste will be doctoring the Pros there this year?.

It looks like even the Pope is fed up with shitty driving and road rage. After that dude tried to jump him on the popemobile, I can’t say as I blame him. . He has issued the Ten Commandments for Driving. Not bad ideas, although it fails to ban using cell phones, applying make-up, reading the newspaper or breast feeding infants whilst behind the wheel…

Warning to all beachgoers and sand castle builders everywhere: digging in the sand is dangerous and can kill you.

This just had to be one of my favorite headlines of the week. How does a lake go missing? I also enjoyed this headline about a Squirrel rampaging in Germany. While certainly tragic, this headline also got my attention.

I got a new law suit to defend at work this week that is the first one that seeks ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS. Dr. Evil is not the plaintiff, but the plaintiff is just as batshit crazy as Dr. Evil.
I bet he used to wear meat helmets and his father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery!

Nominations for Fucktard of the Week:

This Austin, TX crowd.
Japan, for changing the name of Iwo Jima to Iwo To, it’s original name.
These four numbheads from Portage, WI.
Shakita Mangham of Pittsburgh, PA. who was drinking while her children were home alone and lit the house afire.

Happy healthy weekends to all! Welcome to Summer!