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May 31, 2007

Tell me this wasn’t photoshopped

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 1:50 pm

Lifted directly from Fox News. I think someone put Jaza’s head on a skinny dude’s body. What do you think?

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FROM ACTUAL HAPPENINGS IN SMALL CUBICLE INSURANCE COMPANY:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 9:27 am

Actual Note Excerpt:
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We shall stand by the denial of causation.

TC claimant at 123-456-7890: Spoke to Xxxx Xxxxxx. Told her that we stand
by the denial of causation. She is crying. She is going to “make this a
living hell” and can’t understand. She is going to have her husband call.

She is going to call Oprah Winfrey.

Told her I would send denial letter. Drafted letter and mailed…
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MARIANN AFTER DROPPING YARBZ AT COMMUTER LOT:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, PHOTOGRAPHY — Yarbz @ 6:15 am

0603 hours, May 31, 2007…

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May 30, 2007

CORGI, WELL DONE WITH APPLES

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 12:01 pm

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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO WERE NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT ISLAM AND IT’S WAR ON AMERICA:

CATAGORIES: CRIME, GENERAL NONSENSE, MILITARY, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, REST IN PEACE, SEMPER FI, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS — Yarbz @ 8:52 am

Time to blow up these fuckers:

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May 29, 2007

Assclowns deface Vets’ graves

CATAGORIES: MILITARY — Trench @ 7:54 am

Vandals Burn Dozens of American Flags Decorating Veterans’ Graves, Replace With Swastikas:

ORCAS ISLAND, Wash. â€” Vandals burned dozens of small American flags that decorated veterans’ graves for Memorial Day and replaced many of them with hand-drawn swastikas, authorities said Monday.

The vandals struck again on Memorial Day after a guard left at dawn, the San Juan County sheriff’s office said. This time, the vandals left 33 of the hand-drawn swastikas.

“This is not an act of free speech. This is a crime,” Sheriff Bill Cumming said in a statement released Monday afternoon.

If you want to protest the war in Iraq that’s fine, have a ball. But to compare soldiers who gave their lives to protect our country that probably didn’t even serve in Iraq is just pathetic.

If you wanted to convince people to join your side of the argument you picked probably the worst way to do it.

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HMMMMMMM…

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, MILITARY, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM — Yarbz @ 6:52 am

From Stars & Stripes:

She faced a maximum sentence that included as many as 10 years in a military prison, but Air Force prosecutors argued for a lighter sentence of two years.

The alcohol-induced menage a trois on Sept. 24 in Bitburg included a male airman and a female staff sergeant.

But both prosecution and defense lawyers debated whether it was consensual among the three.

Rains and Airman Christopher D. Hicks are the only airmen charged in the incident because the Air Force lawyers said the staff sergeant was too drunk to give consent.