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Definitions not in the Dictionary (From my e-mail)
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends
and is now growing in the middle.BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.CANNIBAL:
Someone who is fed up with people.CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and
after they are dead.COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.RAISIN:
Grape with a sunburn.SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor-saving devices of today.YAWN:
An honest opinion expressed openly.WRINKLES:
Something other people have.
(You have character lines.)
TODAY’S SPANISH:
Dos huevos medios con el jamon por favor.
Two eggs medium with ham please
If you see an error and have a correction, please pass it along…
March 20, 2007
TELEVISION SITCOMS… SO EASY A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT???
JOHNNY FUBAR GETS OFFICIAL RECOGNITION:
Johnny must have filled out a survey or something for Pepsi… What can be done with this check??? Maybe Johnny Fubar should sign it over to the BlogLord and the BlogLord can deposit it into his back account… Will that work?
March 16, 2007
Week in Review (shorty version this week)
File under: Week 10 of 2007
March Madness is underway this week. How about those Salukis? They are seeded as high as they ever have been in the NCAA Trouney and meet Holy Cross this evening in the first round. Illinois just squeezed in. If both SIU and IL win their first round games, they will meet each other on Sunday in a battle for the land of Lincoln. Neither Alabama nor UAB nor the Orangemen from Syracuse made it in this year. Niagra played their way in with a win over Florida A&M.
I truly thought we had a “no contest†ruling on Fucktard of the Week in the form of Jonathan and Adriana Lytle of Seattle, WA. They should be made to endure the same treatment they inflicted upon that poor child. Howsoever, they have to share the dishonor with another Washington couple, Christopher Dudley and Rhea Hamm. They should be locked up for a very long time with no chance to ever get out. Prior FOTW winner John Couey has been recommended for death by the jury. We’ll see if the judge has the stones…I also suppose I would be lax if I didn’t mention Kalid Sheik Mohemmed as a FOTW as he has now admitted mastermineding the 9-11 attack and others. Shoot him now, even though I think he is claiming deeds that he may not have done..
In the other Washington, Alberto Gonzales did not resign this week. He won’t be resigning next week either.
My favorite headline of the week can be found here.
Looks like the weather in New England is turning shitty again.
A spooky incident with a submarine went down off the coast of Florida this week. Seems there may have been a typo in their orders…
Here is the latest medical marijuana news out of San Diego (which is Spanish for “whale vaginaâ€).
Happy healthy weekends to all.





















