CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 7:58 am

File under: Week 50 of 2006.

This week’s first story of political correctness gone awry comes to us from SeaTac. Of course, they “fixed” the problem by putting the trees back up and agreeing to discuss other religious symbols next year. Right.

It is gray season here in Chicago with the weather turning from brutally cold to just shitty and gray. The snow we got last Friday was mostly this week a misty foggy wet mess that mostly prevented the sun from reaching the Earth and causing me to pine for Florida and sunnier climes. We did see higher temps and some limited sunshine, so it isn’t all bad.

We lost a sports icon this week with the death of Lamar Hunt. That guy changed professional sports in a way that no other has.

Once again this week, we don’t need to vote on Fucktard of the Week because we have a clear and convincing winner in the form of China Arnold. How could she microwave her baby? OMG. I say she should suffer the same fate.

Perpetual Fucktard Fred Phelps and his “church” of hatemongers were ordered to pay the costs associated with service of a suit against them. What dipshits these people are! I wish he would just get hit by a bus so me and Zappa Crappa (the rest of you are welcome to join us as well) can go protest at his funeral with signs that say “God Hates Evangelical Fucktards”. I’d like to personally microwave Rev. Phelps and his entire congregation.

There is a new “Ripper” in Ipswich and he is on a rampage. Once caught, he will be immediately vaulted to the rank of Fucktard.

Our final note on fucktardary this week comes from those dolts at the UN. Banky Moon (no apparent relations to the Rev. Sun Young Moon) is replacing Coffee Anan as the leader of that less than illustrious organization. Go get ‘em Banky.

Evil Knievel has had enough of Kanye West and has filed suit to stop a video from being broadcast. Perhaps if he hadn’t broken so many bones during his career, he might be able to get a grip.

Dr. Death, Jack Kervorkian, is due to be parolled soon. He is said to be in very frail health and has promised not to assist in any suicides. I bet he doesn’t keep that promise and offs himself shortly post release. We shall see.

Speaking of doctors, does anyone find it ironic or strange that the director of the World Health Organization’s Department of HIV/AIDS Is named Dr. De Cock and that they are advocating circumcision to reduce the potential number of AIDS victims?

I consider myself a Mustang purist and enthusiast. I own a 1971 Convertible and have since I bought it over 15 years ago from the guy who ordered it from Ford in 1970. That gives me the right to scream BLASPHEMY when I read this article. WTF are they thinking at Ford? The story does promise “muscle car heaven in 2008”, so I am ready for all that. It should fit in nicely with my current oil addiction issues.

OK, this just has to be one of the weirdest things ever and was reported earlier in the week on the blog. But then we have a story about a Canadian guy with no heartbeat. This headline was a tad creepy too, not to mention the contents of the article. Eww. At least the tallest man in the world has a heart beat and does not have seven legs and genetalia from both genders (at least not to our knowledge).

I will be gone on vacation for the next couple of weeks. You all keep the blog rolling and have safe, happy and very merry holidays and Christmases!