34 reasons for men (and women) to have sex!
1. Men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half.
2. Regular romps will also halve a man’s chances of suffering a stroke.
3. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories.
4. Curb irritability:Tactile stimulation soothes nerves.
5. Having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 percent.
6. An active sex life slows the aging process.
7. Dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins.
8. Improves your sense of smell.
9. Sex tones the pelvic muscles that support your uterus, bladder, and bowel, meaning better pee control.
10. Alleviates pain from arthritis and (hallelujah!) menstrual cramps.
11. Put more pep in your step.
12. Regular shagging can tighten your tummy and firm your bum.
13. Women who have sex at least once a week have more-regular menstrual cycles.
14. Sex is an easier (and cheaper) way to make up after a fight.
15. Improve your communication skills.
16. Sex can trigger the onset of labor when you’re at term.
17. Getting busy on the regular can improve your flexibility.
18. Gettin’ busy can boost body image,.
19. Doing the horizontal hustle can bring temporary headache relief.
20. Even bad sex is fun to dish about.
21. The more you have sex, the more likely you’ll be to continue to produce testosterone.
22. the more a man ejaculates, the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer.
23. Strengthen your core — it’s like Pilates without the annoyingly perfect instructor.
24. The best amount and quality of cuddle time comes immediately after the orgasm.
25. Good sex creates more love each time.
26. Best excuse in the world for pricey, pretty, frilly, silky lingerie.
27. Two words: “I’m preggers!”
28. You feel more confident and powerful in other parts of your life.
29. Activate your taste buds.
30. Stir creative juices.
31. A great way to release tension.
32. The one time a man’s oxytocin level can match a woman’s is after his happy ending.
33. Increases in blood flow to the pelvis keep the oven in good order.
34. Come on, do you really need another reason?
NEWS TO GET PISSED AT:
WTF is wrong with these people! If you have a problem with handling alcohol, don’t work for a place that requires it! If you’re an albino, don’t work at the beach as a lifeguard! If you are a stupid idiot, don’t work where you have to be smart! God! This is just insane!
ENGLAND — A Muslim man is suing a British supermarket for religious discrimination after the store allegedly made him carry alcohol despite the fact that doing so is against his religion, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reported Monday.
Mohammed Ahmed, 32, told an employment tribunal that he was forced to leave his job after eight months because handling alcoholic beverages violates his Islamic beliefs and that he was “victimized” when he asked the Tesco grocery store for a different job, the paper reported.
The thing is, this person should not even be given the time of day. They should simply say do the job or quit the job. This is what the job requires. If you can’t do it, leave.
September 27, 2008
And I thought the Burger King guy was creepy!!
Meet the Axe Chocolate Man
September 24, 2008
WTF…
The brilliance of Mayor Daley
When commenting on his plan to ban sales of beer and alcohol at Southside and Wrigleyville bars during Cubs and White Sox post season games, Chicago Mayor Richard Daley said: “It’s not going to cost them any business. They made enough money all year, I’m sorry. We’re just talking about common sense.”
Mayor Chucky, what a dumbass.
PETA: FUCK OFF (Part 435,646,345)
Screw PETA. Maybe they’ll let us suck on their teets.
WATERBURY, Vt. — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow’s milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.
September 23, 2008
HUGE BEAST TRAPS WOMAN
A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.
Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.
Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.
Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.
September 22, 2008
Thank you ford!
65 MPG Ford You Can’t Buy
Ford’s Fiesta ECOnetic gets an astonishing 65 mpg, but the carmaker can’t afford to sell it in the U.S.
Ford’s 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here’s the catch: Despite the car’s potential to transform Ford’s image and help it compete with Toyota Motor and Honda Motor in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe.
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WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
Police Arrest Nude In-Line Skater ‘Gennifer Moss’ When Construction Workers Complain
SINCE WHEN DO CONSTRUCTION WORKERS COMPLAIN ABOUT NUDE GIRLS? HERES THE STORY
…Maybe she’s a skank…



















