CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:00 am

File under Week 36 of 2008.

Sorry there was no WIR last week. Life interfered.

“Dumpster Muffin” is about to have her life altered. She and others have been in a tree in Berkeley for 21 months and are about to find themselves cut down.

In addition to Dumpster Muffin and her tree-climbing friends, here are the nominees for Fucktard of the Week this week:
Summer ManyWhiteHorses. She apparently took the life of her toddler son and left him in the trunk of her car for months; even while it was impounded by the cops. Wow.
The parents in this story make me sick. They must remain un-named for fear of Satan himself coming to claim them. I think they should be placed in that collider thingy (see below) when they crash the two beams together.
Tom Brady. How could he go and get hurt and damage the rest of the NFL? Pretty dang thoughtless I say. The guy has a charmed life and goes and does something like this. Sissy.
China Arnold (no relation to Tom; at least that we know about) who microwaved her baby makes a return trip as a FOTW. She deserves more than life with 3 squares and a dry bed. She should be nuked and fed radioactive pellets until she glows and explodes.
Abdulla Ahmed Ali, Assad Sarwar and Tanvir Hussain. They planned to take explosive liquids onto airplanes and detonate them. Bastards.
Roni Ron is a major Fucktard for killing his granddaughter, suffing her in a suitcase and throwing her in a river. Plus, he has a fucked-up name that I am certain made his life more difficult (not that it is any excuse for what he did).
Freddie and Fanny and the people who run them. I understand the issues, but I don’t want to see the Feds bailing out private companies that deserve failure.
How about these two Fucktards, Dakota Scott Benoit and John Garland Pierson, who were shot with their own gun? Mr Benoit lost his life from the blastings he received and rightfully so. Well done by the Hoehn family. I doubt anyone will be messing with their lives any time soon.
Barack Hussein Obama and his entire campaign staff are Fucktards. They really blew it attacking McCain’s Veep nominee without any evidence. She is also WAY more experienced at governing that he is. Her private life should be made public so we can all see how cool she is.

Palin Action Figure. It comes with a holster and a gun!

They fired up the Large Haldron Collider this week and it may prove to be the end of life as we know it or perhaps the world itself. I doubt it.

Yesterday was the 7th anniversary of 9-11-01. The pentagon put up a whole bunch of giant staplers to honor the deceased:

No disrespect intended or should be inferred. May they all rest in peace except the chickenshit coward bastards who caused this.

From the I Hate it When This Happens files comes this story about a lost body.

Are your musical tastes linked to your personality? This story says yes. Accordingly, I am lazy and comfortable with myself.

The Bears really looked pretty good against the Colts in this week’s opening weekend. Mr. Matt Forte (pronounced For-tee) looks pretty awesome as our new running back. Let’s see if he can continue. Importantly, Kyle Orten did not turn the ball over which makes his life much sweeter.

I am not talking about the Cubs this week, but thanks to the Brewers for having the decency to lose at least one game this week. We did win last night against the Cards.

I managed to fly back from Florida last week between hurricanes. Ike is now churning up the Gulf again potentially affecting the lives of millions. The monster storm is taking a bead on Galveston and could prove to be a disaster of immense proportion.

Looks like Kim Jong is illin. Hopefully it is fatal.

These critters can apparently survive and retain their lives in the radiation and vacuum of space. Wow. Plus they are called Tardigrades. If they could not survive, they would be Fucktardigrades. Here’s a pic:

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.