Just in time for Drinko de Mayo and the Derby
A spray that gets you instantly drunk.
I want that white horse (Hansen) to win the Derby.
March 2, 2012
Cell Phone Vigilante
I want one of these. Do you suppose it would work on the highway?
Heck, while we are at it, I want one of these just as badly. How cool would it be to have one that no one could see, but you could just silence anyone?
November 11, 2011
Eleven eleven eleven
Happy Veteran’s Day. Thank you to all who have served. The day is also known as Armistice Day (Remembrance Day in the UK).
The Egytian pyramids are closed, just in case you were planning a visit.
Did you know the date requires interpretation?
Did I see a full moon this morning?
It is officially Nigel Tufnel Day! “Such a fine line between stupid and clever”.
Twice today it will be 11.11.11 11.11.11. Numerologists seem to be wetting themselves and sales of Depends are thru the roof.
There are many weddings planned for today. I wonder how many babies are planning on being born today. I would guess around eleven thousand or so?
It is apparently nerd new year. Go figure.
Coincidentally, there is a movie called 11-11-11. Guess when they are releasing it?
Enjoy the day and have great weekends. Roll Tide.
October 19, 2011
Occupy this!
Click here for more pics…
September 30, 2011
Migaloo?? or Moby Dick
Story here.
PS and totally unrelated (except both stories feature color prominently), WTF happened to the Red Sox??
July 21, 2011
In honor of the Space Shuttle Program
This is pretty cool.
January 14, 2011
Weeks in Review
Apologies for not posting as much lately. I have just been busy.
I was glad to see that the reset of the country had to shovel snow just like me this week. Except Florida. They never have to shovel snow.
The tragedy in Tucson was very bad. I can’t believe that some folks want to blame expression of political views or movies that may have been watched by young Fucktard Loughner as being somehow responsible for his behavior. The dude is just a lunatic. HE is responsble for his behavior! Now the anti-gun groups will be out in force. I was delighted to see that Angels prevented the Fucktards from Westboro Baptist Church from disrupting at least one of the funerals. I can’t wait until Fred Phelps is dead so I can protest at his funeral. God really hates racist Fucktard Reverands.
This is what I saw this morning on the tollway on my way to work:
I am looking forward to another football filled weekend. Go Bears!
November 24, 2010
Week in Review
File under: Black Friday is nearly upon us!
WTF is this: (I added the photo via the gallery above, but the image uploader is wonky again)
PACERIf this is what they did to Tom Sawyer, imagine what Huck Finn got from the TSA!
Even the TSA would have had a hard time with this group. Unreal. What a trajedy.
I wish someone would stomp the Reverend John Fiala to death. He is our Fucktard of the Week. As if molesting the kid wasn’t enough, now he wants to kill him. What an evil scumbag.
This is very very scary. In light of the reinvigoration of the Korean conflict, here is a piece from LIFE magazine that I found pretty interesting. Technically, they are still at war.
Happy Birthday this week to Terry Gilliam, the American of Monty Python fame.
Go visit the Thanksgiving 2010 cartoon by Matt Wuerker @ Politico.com.
Enjoy your freedoms and great holiday weekends to all.
November 18, 2010
Week in Review
File under it’s nearly Thanksgiving already and I will be hunting pheasants tomorrow.
Some pretty cool micro-photos at this slideshow
This looked like something out of a 70’s Irwin Allen disaster movie (The Towering Inferno).
How about those Bears against the Vikings last Sunday? Tonight they play the Dolphins. If they play as well as they did against the Vikes, they will retain the lead in the NFC North. An even better football story was the Redskins-Eagles game on Monday night when Michael “The Pit Bull” Vick broke all kinds of records.
I love me some Nick Saban, but did he really spank a player on the sidelines during the Mississippi State game? Roll Tide.
This was the eww story of the week I think.
This picture may represent a close second:
At his request, Mark Twain’s autobiography was released this week, 100 years after he died. I also heard on NPR that Johnny Depp is doing the audio release of Keith Richard’s new book.
Speaking of Rock Stars, outgoing Florida Govenor Charlie Crist wants to pardon Jim Morrison for the indecent exposure charge he was hit with in 1969. Morrison died in 1971.
This is a quirky story. You suppose they shot each other simultaneously?
Why is Four Loko such a big deal? Haven’t we been drinking Rum & Coke and Irish coffee for decades, if not centuries (at least the Irish Coffee)?
Finally, my nominee this week for Fucktard of the Week: Charles Rangel. I have no choice but to also nominate Eric Holder as a Fucktard this week because of this.
Enjoy your freedoms and great weekends to all.
























