PETA: FUCK OFF (Part 435,646,345)
Screw PETA. Maybe they’ll let us suck on their teets.
WATERBURY, Vt. — People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals sent a letter to Ben Cohen and Jerry Greenfield, cofounders of Ben & Jerry’s Homemade Inc., urging them to replace cow’s milk they use in their ice cream products with human breast milk, according to a statement recently released by a PETA spokeswoman.
September 22, 2008
Thank you ford!
65 MPG Ford You Can’t Buy
Ford’s Fiesta ECOnetic gets an astonishing 65 mpg, but the carmaker can’t afford to sell it in the U.S.
Ford’s 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here’s the catch: Despite the car’s potential to transform Ford’s image and help it compete with Toyota Motor and Honda Motor in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe.
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September 19, 2008
SHOULD WE FEEL SORRY FOR THIS LADY?
THIS IS A GOOD THING… IF YOU GOTTA PUT A HOUSE ON STILTS, DON’T BUILD THERE LAME ASS!
Some Ike Victims May Not Be Allowed to Rebuild
GALVESTON, Texas — Hundreds of people whose beachfront homes were wrecked by Hurricane Ike may be barred from rebuilding under a little-noticed Texas law. And even those whose houses were spared could end up seeing them condemned by the state.
September 18, 2008
Political humor
A sleek black luxury car speeds down a Southern dirt road. It stops next to a farm pond. A man exits the car and kneels down beside the water and uses his hand to drink.
A farmer exits the hereby house and shouts to the man: “Hay, don’t drink that! My cows shit in there!”
The man from the car stands up and holds his hand to his ear as if to indicate he can’t hear the farmer.
The farm yells louder: “DON’T DRINK THAT WATER, IT’S FULL OF SHIT!!!”
The man from the car, with an ‘Obama For President’ sign on the side, replies: “ah, that’s what I love about being down South, you’re quaint dialects…”
The farmer replies even louder: “USE BOTH HANDS!!!”
MR. BIDEN, SUCK ON MY DICK!
Biden: Be Patriotic, Pay More Taxes. Dem VP candidate declares that paying higher taxes ‘to help get America out of the rut’ is patriotic thing to do…
YARBZ: “The patriotic thing to do is ask government to do less and save money and CUT taxes. Don’t ask for more, take less!
September 17, 2008
I Must Be A Cold Hearted SOB
I just saw this story: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,424303,00.html
It is about people from Galveston that are missing and the searches and the rescues. The ones that required rescue should be sent a bill. The ones missing and presumed dead…oh well…they only told you for a week or so before hand what your fate was probably going to be. No sympathy here. Does that make me a a cold hearted SOB?
September 15, 2008
WHY IS BRITAIN SO FUCKING STUPID????
Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power to Rule on Civil Cases
Britain is dead. Dang, I liked ‘em too.
Mom allegedly uses daughter’s ID to be cheerleader
A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.
According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed. Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader’s locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house.


















