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August 19, 2008

KOMRADE YARBZ MARGARET THATCHER SLEESTAK PHOTOSHOP:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, IMAGE MANIPULATION, MILITARY, PHOTOCHOPZ, PHOTOSHOP, SLEESTAK — Yarbz @ 8:15 pm

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August 7, 2008

I’ve Got Some Sad News

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, I hate it when this happens — CinLin @ 4:36 pm

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions. Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

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August 4, 2008

TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS OUT THERE; FROM THE McSMITH’S.

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election, BEER WINE SPIRITS, GENERAL NONSENSE, GREAT QUOTES, HUMOR, barack obama, hillary clinton, john mccain — Houston @ 7:10 pm

Coworker received this today from his uncle in Ireland.

Subject: Letter from Ireland
We in Ireland, we can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a female pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can’t keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run. Now… On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord’s name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies??

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July 30, 2008

FROM MY EMAIL:

CATAGORIES: FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR — Yarbz @ 8:09 am

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’ The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…

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July 21, 2008

Funny but True

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR — Spazticus @ 3:56 pm

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer — you’re in the wrong place.”
So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they’ve got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, “So, how’s it going down there in hell?”
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July 7, 2008

PHOTOCHOPZ.COM CONTEST:

CATAGORIES: CULTURLA & PENTURLA, GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, IMAGE MANIPULATION, PHOTOCHOPZ, PHOTOSHOP — Yarbz @ 12:41 pm

The contest was to take the large photo below and ‘photochop’ it into whatever we wanted. I added the additional images and mad ethe one in the ‘more’ section… It got second place but should got first me thinks…

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June 30, 2008

FIRST PLACE IN PHOTOCHOPZ.COM CONTEST:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, IMAGE MANIPULATION, PHOTOCHOPZ, PHOTOSHOP — Yarbz @ 7:13 am

The contest called for this photo of PhotoChopz.com member ‘BlazenDizz’ to be ‘chopped’:

My entry which won first place is in the ‘More’ section:
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June 27, 2008

BAD ENGLISH?

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — Yarbz @ 1:48 pm

Two Italian men get on a bus. They sit down and engage in animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

‘Emma comes First.. Den I come.. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses; They come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta Time.’

The lady can’t take this any more, ‘You foul-mouthed sex-obsessed pig,’ she retorted indignantly.’In this country, we don’t speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives.’

Punch Line in ‘More’…
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