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BLAST FROM THE PAST PHOTOSHOP: WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY IN 2-11-2010. HE MAY HAVE SOMETHING UP HIS SLEEVE…AND IN HIS PANTS

CATAGORIES: HUMOR, IMAGE MANIPULATION, ISLAM IS A RELIGION OF PROFOUND STUPIDITY, PHOTOSHOP, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SCARY STUFF, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 7:50 am

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January 13, 2010

From my e-mail

CATAGORIES: HUMOR, I hate it when this happens, NEWS TO GET PISSED AT, TRUE HUMOR, WTF — FloridaBill @ 9:04 am

Cash for Clunkers

THINK OF IT THIS WAY…

A clunker that travels 12,000 miles a year at 15 mpg uses 800 gallons of gas a year.

A vehicle that travels 12,000 miles a year at 25 mpg uses 480 gallons a year.

So, the average Cash for Clunkers transaction will reduce US gasoline consumption by 320 gallons per year.

They claim 700,000 vehicles, so that’s 224 million gallons saved per year.

That equates to a bit over 5 million barrels of oil.

Five million barrels is about 5 hours worth of US consumption.

More importantly, 5 million barrels of oil at $70 per barrel costs about $350 million dollars.

So, the government paid $3 billion of our tax dollars to save $350 million.

We spent $8.57 for every dollar saved.

I’m pretty sure they will do a great job with health care though . . ..

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January 12, 2010

SOME ART SHOTS I MADE CUZZA A FRIEND WHO CREATED A FACEBOOK GROUP AND I JOINED AND DID SOME PICS FOR IT AND THEY CAME OUT BETTER THAN I THOUGHT SO CHECK THEM OUT:

CATAGORIES: ART, BREAD ART, CANON EOS, HUMOR, PHOTOGRAPHY, PHOTOSHOP — Yarbz @ 8:49 pm

Originally poster on Facebook here:

www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=239608642442&ref=mf

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December 31, 2009

LEONARDO DICAPRIO’S METAMORPHOSIS INTO BURL IVES SNOWMAN:

CATAGORIES: FASCINATING, HUMOR, LOGICAL CONCLUSIONS, PEOPLE YOU DON'T SEE TOGETHER, PHOTOCHOPZ, PHOTOSHOP, SCARY STUFF, TRUE HUMOR — Yarbz @ 9:56 am

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December 2, 2009

From my e-mail

CATAGORIES: HUMOR — FloridaBill @ 8:56 am

The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: “How Would You Fix the Economy?” I think this guy nailed it!
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Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America’s economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan. You can call it the “Patriotic Retirement Plan”:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings – Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered – Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage – Housing Crisis fixed.

It can’t get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes…

Mr. President, while you’re at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare. I’ll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

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October 14, 2009

Breaking news!!!

CATAGORIES: HUMOR, barack obama — FloridaBill @ 11:11 am

BREAKING NEWS: This just in!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after
watching a college football game!!!

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October 9, 2009

From my e-mail

CATAGORIES: COMMENTARY, HUMOR, MILITARY, REAL HEROES — FloridaBill @ 10:08 am

Especially for any who doubt the grit of the ‘younger generation’. American troops are as tough as ever. Those of you who already knew better, pass it on.

For those of you who are non-golfers, David Feherty is an irreverent TV golf analyst. An Irishman and former touring professional, he has a whimsical and often sarcastic view of the world and of professional golf. This article is particularly good. I don’t know where we get these kids he speaks about, but bless them, and thank God they are on our side.
(Courtesy of Hugh Quinn)

Soldiering On
The Troops First Foundation gives America’s injured vets a chance to reclaim their dignity
By David Feherty
Contributing Writer, GOLF Magazine
Published: August 26, 2009

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October 8, 2009

AT LEAST HE DID THE RIGHT THING ONCE HE GOT INTO THE NEIGHBORS BACKYARD! CAN’T BLAME HIM FOR THAT PART!

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS, HUMOR, I hate it when this happens, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, TRUE HUMOR, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?, WTF — Yarbz @ 7:29 am

“…he was naked and covered in feces when he broke into a resident’s backyard…”

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