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July 9, 2010
King James “The Decision”
If you are not in Cleveland or Miami, it probably doesn’t matter nearly as much, but here in Chicago, we are disappointed too. Whaddya think about “The Decision“? I agree with the New York Daily News (for once) and I felt dirty watching the show last night.
July 6, 2010
Happy Birthday Mr. Starky
From my e-mail…
Things you should know, but probably don’t:
1. Money isn’t made out of paper. It’s made out of cotton.
2. The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp (marijuana) paper.
3. The dot over the letter ‘i’ is called a ‘tittle’.
4. A raisin dropped in a glass of fresh champagne will bounce up and down continuously from the bottom of the glass to the top.
5. Susan Lucci is the daughter of Phyllis Diller.
6. 40% of McDonald’s profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
7. 315 entries in Webster’s 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
8. The ‘spot’ on 7-UP comes from its inventor, who had red eyes. He was albino.
9. On average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents, daily.
10. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
11. Chocolate affects a dog’s heart and nervous system; a few ounces will kill a small sized dog.
12. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark’s stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.
13. Most lipstick contains fish scales (eeww).
14. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn’t wear pants.
15. Ketchup was sold in the 1830′s as medicine.
16. Upper and lower case letters are named ‘upper’ and ‘lower’ because in the time when all original print had to be set in individual letters, the ‘upper case’ letters were stored in the case on top of the case that stored the smaller, ‘lower case’ letters.
17. Leonardo DaVinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time hence, multitasking was invented.
18. Because metal was scarce, the Oscars given out during World War II were made of wood.
19. There are no clocks in Las Vegas gambling casinos.
20. The name Wendy was made up for the book Peter Pan; there was never a recorded Wendy before!
21. There are no words in the dictionary that rhyme with: orange, purple, and silver!
22. Leonardo DaVinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa’s lips.
23. A tiny amount of liquor on a scorpion will make it instantly go mad and sting itself to death.
24. The mask used by Michael Myers in the original ‘Halloween ‘ was a Captain Kirk’s mask painted white.
25. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. (good to know)
26. By raising your legs slowly and lying on your back, you can’t sink in quicksand. (and you thought this list was completely useless)
27. The phrase ‘rule of thumb’ is derived from an old English law, which stated that you couldn’t beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.
28. The first product Motorola started to develop was a record player for automobiles. At that time, the most known player on the market was the Victrola, so they called themselves Motorola.
29. Celery has negative calories! It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery has in it to begin with. It’s the same with apples!
30. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!
31. The glue on Israeli postage stamps is certified kosher.
32 Guinness Book of Records holds the record for being the book most often stolen from Public Libraries
33. Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a space suit damages it. I NEED TO REMEMBER THIS.
34. George Carlin said it best about Martha Stewart. ‘Boy, I feel a lot safer now that she’s behind bars. OJ Simpson and Kobe Bryant are still walking around; Osama Bin Laden too, but they take the ONE WOMAN in America willing to cook, clean, and work in the yard, and they haul her off to jail’.
July 2, 2010
When in the course of human events…
234 years ago our forefathers brought forth a new nation. To read the entire transcript of the Declaration of Independance, click here.
May 29, 2010
“Easy Rider” dies
Dennis Hopper dead at the age of 74.
The death Triad is complete.
May 28, 2010
And they bitched about Valerie Plame…..
WTF
Where is everyone? Where is the WIR? Where is FB, old wise FB? Is this place dead now? WTF!!!
May 17, 2010
Some folks just don’t get it
This shit is SO FUNNY! I know a lot of us are movie buffs, so I guessing that several of us have seen GRIND HOUSE, the ‘poitation homage’ film from Quinton Tarantino & Robert Rodriguez. One of my favorite parts was the fake ‘Coming Attractions’ they had, including a film called MACHETE. Total over the top camp ’70′s humor… really funny shit.
ANYWAY: Rodriguez has now done a full-length version of MACHETE, coming out this fall. He released the trailer [preview] on May 5th, Cinco de Mayo. It included a political message for ‘Arizona’, which if you are hip to the joke, is very funny. Well maybe not so funny for some people. Follow the link and watch the video clip before you read the rest.
Read about it HERE!


















