Week in review
This is not our usual WIR folks. I’ve been in Dallas watching a trial all week after meeting up with ZappaCrappa on Sunday night. It has been going well for the good guys. It goes to the jury on Thursday. If there is justice, we should prevail. Since we are in Texas and justice works differently here I should not be, but I will still be very surprised if we lose. I’ll let you know.
After leaving the courthouse today, I wandered over to Dealey Plaza, only a couple of blocks from the trial. You can see a part of the plaza (some of which is under some kind of construction) from the 8th floor window of the State Courthouse in Dallas on Commerce Street. Saturday will be the 45th anniversary of Kennedy’s assassination. I made my way to the top of the grassy knoll and met the most fascinating man. His name is Michael Brownlow. He is a HUGE conspiracy theorist and I was rivetted to what he had to say.
He sells pictures of himself at age 13 that were allegedly taken 12 seconds before President Kennedy was shot. Brownlow can be seen next to his grandmother as the President’s motorcade made the left turn onto Elm street in front of the Texas Book Depository. He had a small audience of five or six people (one of which is the first commenter on the link above) and he was holding court. He claims he personally saw the puff of smoke that came from the picket fence on the grassy knoll on that fateful day. The link above disputes that to a degree. He claims to know the names of the four gunmen who allegedly shot the President and that the entire matter was orchestrated by the CIA, the Mafia and the Dallas PD. The mayor of Dallas at the time was also involved as he made a last minute change to the motorcade route and refused to say why until he died.
He was very eloquent and had a deep baritone voice. He is an African-American who used the N word liberally, claiming that Kennedy was shot, in part, because he was “nigger lover”. He seemed to know more than his share of facts, names of witnesses, what happened to them (28 apparently murdered within 6 years of the assassination) and details that only someone who has spent a very large portion of their life talking about this issue would know. He claimed that George H. W. Bush was also in the picture that he was selling. The fact that he wasn’t really pushing the sale of the pictures was part of his allure to me. The pics ar ecolor 8 X 10’s in plastic as if taken from a notebook and he had a small stack of them available. He answered questions directly, but with an obvious effort to shock and to try and set the records straight (as he sees and/or saw it). He knew many facts about Oswald, Jack Ruby and many of the members of the Dallas PD, one of whom he claims was his uncle, who was allegedly the first ever Black Dallas police officer.
I asked Brownlow a number of questions including why none of what he was saying was published and he claims to have written a book that is no longer in print called “Shatterred Friday”. I did a little checking can’t locate anything on it at all. Brownlow told his small audience that Dan Rather was present at the shooting (true?) and changed his story about what he saw three days later. It was soon thereafter that Rather became the Washington correspondant for CBS news. Brownlow also said that Rather and Walter Cronkite will both be at or near the Plaza over the next couple of days for the 45th anniversary of the event. I was mesmerized by Mr. Brownlow, but I think he may be loopy. He was certainly convinced of what he was saying and was very interesting. Apparently he holds court on the steps of the pergola on the grassy knoll if you ever want to meet him.
How was your week?
HIGH SCHOOL — 1958 vs. 2008
Scenario 1:
Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking lot with his shotgun in his truck’s gun rack.
1958 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2008 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Locale for next JUGG-FEST???
Resort plans nude “anything goes” party
CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party to combat an expected economic downturn, media reports said on Thursday.
“Tough economic times call for stiff measures,” Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state, told the Courier-Mail newspaper.
For the whole story, go HERE
November 17, 2008
GAS WARS!!!
IN MY TOWN!!! How excellent. We have a new gas station that opened and they decided to say screw you to the two others accross the street and lowered the gas to $1.99 last week. I drove by today and it was $1.87. Besides the extra traffic from people outside of town and the initial long lines this is simple awesome. Who doesn’t love cheaper gas and competition when its in favor of the consumer.
November 13, 2008
Week in Review
File under Week 45 of 2008.
From the “No freakin way” files comes this story about a golfer who got 5 holes-in-one in a week. Several were on par fours! I have been playing golf since I was quite young and have never had even one. I’ve been close, but never had one go in.
My parents just returned from a cruise around the Adriatic and visited the above city of Durbrovnic, Croatia. Kinda pretty. I do not know why the bottom fifth of that pic is not there.
Here is one story that pissed me off this week. How much will it take before we let them go down? I don’t want to see us bailing out the auto industry either, but that appears to be fated.
RIP to Mitch Mitchell, the drummer for the Jimmy Hendrix Experience and the last surviving member.
Fucktards this week:
Chuck Foster and his seven little hooded friends.
Paula Goodspeed who offed herself near her stalkee’s home. Well done.
John Edwards. He just should have stayed down and out of sight. Just crawl into a hole and go away.
Another person who should have stayed out of sight is Mark Foley. He should take the Paula Goodspeed route himself. Why do we need to hear from him? The same is true for the Rev. Ted Haggard.
Monika Hjalbe of Germany who kept her dead newborns in a freezer for years. OMG.
These Congolese Rebels.I really don’t know why, but I loved this story about Monks fighting in Jerusalem. Here is a related story.
And here is one of those “I hate it when this happens” stories about a woman who was killed by her deceased husbands coffin. THAT is having a really bad day right there.
We let Veteran’s Day pass without mention, so I am posting the pic below. Thanks to all who have served and sacrificed.
There is a sperm shortage in the UK. I thought you would want to know. I think if they offered some “assistance” to the donors, perhaps they could get more. What a bizarre issue.
Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.
November 12, 2008
101 uses for condoms
I really need to get a job but until then I surf and find things like this.
Will we eat wonky fruit and veg?
I just thought this was funny.



















