SHE DOESN’T NEED TO WORRY, THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER WILL PAY THE BILLS… BEND OVER EVERYONE:
Excerpts From the 8 Baby Story:
(Whole Story HERE)…By last night, it was clear that Suleman is not an infertile woman who sought medical help to have children. The 33-year-old Californian already has six children. She is single and has no visible means of support for her current family, let alone the additional eight babies that now give her enough offspring to field a football team with three substitutes…
…Court records in nearby San Bernardino show that Suleman’s mother filed for bankruptcy last year, claiming $1m in liabilities as a result of a bad housing investment. At the same time, the records hint at an unusual personal history for the family. They show that Suleman – who changed her name from Nadya Doud in 2001 – divorced her husband, Marcos Gutiérrez, a year ago. Gutiérrez, however, may not be the father of her first six children, because the divorce filing indicates no children were produced from the marriage…
…Suleman herself seems to have little employment history. Neighbours have reported that she worked as a psychiatric technician before she began having children. After that, she attended college, studying child development. She graduated with a bachelor of science degree and returned to do a masters. She last went to a classroom in the spring of 2008.
But even more mysterious than the family’s history are the details of how Suleman became impregnated. Officials at Kaiser Permanente, where a 46-strong medical team delivered her eight children, have said she first appeared there when she was already three months pregnant. Yet it seems that the fertility clinic that implanted Suleman with so many embryos was going against current medical practice. Leaving aside the wisdom of treating a single mother with six children, it is dangerous to implant so many embryos in a woman so young. The likelihood of all those embryos taking hold is much higher in younger mothers and so most doctors would only implant one or two embryos.
Then there is the question of why doctors allowed Suleman to keep all eight embryos once they took hold in her womb, despite the enormous risks to her: even having triplets puts a woman and her babies at huge risk of death or serious injury…
December 30, 2008
OLD JUGGERNUTS SITE
FYI TO ALL JUGGHEADS: I have requested a copy of the old program that ran the ‘Old Jugg’ site. If this works, we may have full access to the old blog dating back to September 2003 which should include comments and ‘more’ sections. I will need help once I get the program so volunteers are needed. I know Trench is smart enough but I think he is very busy. Feste knows somebody who may be able to help. I will have to host the old site separately so we’ll have to see how it goes. I would really like to have to old stuff up again as there were some classic posts with pics and stories that should not be lost to history.
Stay tuned
December 9, 2008
Down Goes Blago
Illinois Governor Arrested on Corruption Charges
This is an early Christmas gift for us Illinois Jugheads!
December 5, 2008
We Need The Auto Industry Bailout
I got into a not so heated argument over the bailout of the auto industry last night. Our lovely media has put all the blame on the automakers but that just isn’t true and they are ignoring the economic implications. Instead they focus on planes. Before we go any farther I am not saying there is no blame for the auto industry. I just want to point out it’s not just their fault and what it would do to our economy. Now there are a few key things people just don’t think about.
Fact 1: If the government had not screwed up the financial markets guess what? GM Ford and Chrysler could borrow the money from banks. Even dealerships could borrow and would be able to weather the storm but no one can get a loan. Detroit’s fault…I think not.
Fact 2: Our government mandated E-85 production with no real studies on the impact. Well we got a taste of that this summer with corn going bananas. Add to that GM put most of their research into these flex fuel engines and why…they have the most government fleet contracts. They didn’t outright tell GM to do that but they did strongly suggest it thus diverting research for hybrid cars.
Just a side note E-85 is not the way to go. Many people told the government that but what the hell do they care corn lobbyists are more important than people.
Fact 3: The cost of not bailing them out is far greater. Almost over night at least 1.5 million people would be asking for unemployment. Pension funds that hold unsecured debit would be hurt and more foreclosures. That’s just what I could think of in under 1 second. Oh and did I mention we would go into a depression. I could keep going but I think I have made my point and will stop.
Now I would prefer we did not have to bail them out but we the people hired these idiots in Washington that got us in this mess. We are the true bosses of this country so we unfortunately have to clean up our employees mess…again.
Please forgive an grammar and spelling errors as I just don’t have the time to please the grammar Nazi’s today.
December 3, 2008
A Child’s Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son’s room and heard his son praying: “God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa.”
The father didn’t quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: “God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.”
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son’s door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: “God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy.”
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor’s early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, “Thank God you’re here — we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!”
December 2, 2008
The Stupid Nomad
A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can”t stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey.
He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.
As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, ””I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have.”
””Anything?”” he says, getting fairly excited.
””Yes, anything.”” she replies.
So he says, ””Will you hold the donkey!?””
November 25, 2008
Jorsa’s Birthday Dinner
Come one come all to Jorsa’s Birthday Feast!
Eats, drinks and much sushi will be consumed!
Tuesday November the 25th, 6:30ish at ONO GRILL in Anniston, AL.
www. allmenus. com/menus/254907/Ono-SushiYou will have to buy your own dinner, but there will be door prizes and a big bag of pecans to the person who brings me the ‘coolest’ gift.
Hope to see a few of you there! HAPPY GEORGE DAY!
November 19, 2008
HMMMMM… HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU PONDERED HITLERS GENITALS?
Locale for next JUGG-FEST???
Resort plans nude “anything goes” party
CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party to combat an expected economic downturn, media reports said on Thursday.
“Tough economic times call for stiff measures,” Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state, told the Courier-Mail newspaper.
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