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		<title>BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: SEXUAL ASSAULT WITH MINORS AND DOGS?</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/6675</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:54:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yarbz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WATERBURY, CT (WFSB) &#8211; A 21-year-old Waterbury woman and a teenager have been arrested in connection with trying to sexually assault a young girl. A dog was also involved in the alleged assault, according to Waterbury police.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WATERBURY, CT (WFSB) &#8211; A 21-year-old Waterbury woman and a teenager have been arrested in connection with trying to sexually assault a young girl. A dog was also involved in the alleged assault, according to Waterbury police.<br />
<a href="http://www.wfsb.com/story/16175355/woman-arrested-in-sexual-assault-involving-a-dog"><img src="http://www.juggernuts.com/wp-content/uploads/linda-boles-dog-sex-assaulter.jpg" alt="" title="linda boles dog sex assaulter" width="640" height="480" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-6676" /></a></p>
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		<title>Does anybody here play Fantasy Football?</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/6361</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Aug 2011 15:22:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jorsabeck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have formed a league through Yahoo. Show up: test your skills talk some smack! football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/525975]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have formed a league through Yahoo.<br />
Show up:<br />
test your skills<br />
talk some smack!</p>
<p><a href="http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/525975">football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/f1/525975</a></p>
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		<title>Yum Cakes ties the knot!</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/6137</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 02:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jorsabeck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My eldest daughter Elayna, known around these parts as YUM CAKES, lassoed her baby-daddy Jeremy this past Sunday!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My eldest daughter Elayna, known around these parts as YUM CAKES, lassoed her baby-daddy Jeremy this past Sunday!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.juggernuts.com/wp-content/uploads/Elayna-Jeremy-1.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-6138" src="http://www.juggernuts.com/wp-content/uploads/Elayna-Jeremy-1-189x300.jpg" alt="" width="189" height="300" /></a></p>
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		<title>They say it&#8217;s your birthday&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/6106</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 01:17:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jorsabeck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[John Farmer is 49. How the hell did he survive THIS long? The World Wonders&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>John Farmer is 49. How the hell did he survive THIS long? The  World Wonders&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Merry, Happy to all!</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/6047</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 15:07:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jorsabeck</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Naughty Santa Monkey strikes again!]]></description>
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<p>The Naughty Santa Monkey strikes again!</p>
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		<title>WHAT?! WHAT?! WHAT?!</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/5901</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Oct 2010 19:25:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yarbz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;&#8230;Police said Wegiel told them his fingers may have inadvertently gone inside one of the horses.&#8221; Click above for whole ugly story&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.wfsb.com/news/25437210/detail.html"><FONT SIZE=6>&#8220;&#8230;Police said Wegiel told them his fingers may have inadvertently gone inside one of the horses.&#8221;</FONT SIZE></a><br />
Click above for whole ugly story&#8230;</p>
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		<title>THIS WOMAN WANTS YOU TO SEE HER BREASTS.  WELL, I GUESS IT&#8217;S NOT THE BREAST IDEA I EVER HEARD OF BUT AT LEAST SHE&#8217;S NOT HIDEOUS&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/5897</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Oct 2010 15:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yarbz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Click on the pic to ready the breast news story ever from Pittsfield Massachusetts&#8230;]]></description>
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Click on the pic to ready the breast news story ever from Pittsfield Massachusetts&#8230;</p>
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		<title>THERE&#8217;S MACRO AND MICRO, NOW THERE&#8217;S &#8216;ORAL&#8217; ECONOMICS:</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/5863</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 18:25:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yarbz</dc:creator>
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		<title>THIS IS A VERY EVIL THING TO DO TO SOMEBODY:</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/5455</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Apr 2010 19:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yarbz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[WEST HARTFORD, Conn. &#8212; A West Hartford man has been arrested on charges he posted a bogus advertisement on the Web site Craigslist.org advertising group sex with a &#8220;soccer mom.&#8221; Philip Conran is accused of posting the ad, which directed interested men to his neighbor&#8217;s home. Conran&#8217;s alleged ad said a soccer mom at the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>WEST HARTFORD, Conn. &#8212; A West Hartford man has been arrested on charges he posted a bogus advertisement on the Web site <a href="http://Craigslist.org" class="autohyperlink" title="http://Craigslist.org" target="_blank">Craigslist.org</a> advertising group sex with a &#8220;soccer mom.&#8221;</p>
<p>Philip Conran is accused of posting the ad, which directed interested men to his neighbor&#8217;s home.</p>
<p>Conran&#8217;s alleged ad said a soccer mom at the family&#8217;s address wanted to have sex with as many men as possible. <font color=#fff000>Within two hours of the ad being posted, police said 12 men showed up at the house</font>, located in West Hartford&#8217;s South End.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.wfsb.com/news/23103910/detail.html">REST OF THE STORY</a></p>
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		<title>THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AND CLEVER&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.juggernuts.com/archives/5438</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Apr 2010 10:45:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Yarbz</dc:creator>
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