THIS IS A VERY EVIL THING TO DO TO SOMEBODY:
WEST HARTFORD, Conn. — A West Hartford man has been arrested on charges he posted a bogus advertisement on the Web site Craigslist.org advertising group sex with a “soccer mom.”
Philip Conran is accused of posting the ad, which directed interested men to his neighbor’s home.
Conran’s alleged ad said a soccer mom at the family’s address wanted to have sex with as many men as possible. Within two hours of the ad being posted, police said 12 men showed up at the house, located in West Hartford’s South End.
April 7, 2010
THOUGHT THIS WAS FUNNY AND CLEVER…
March 30, 2010
WHAT DO YOU KNOW! A NEW KOMRADE YARBZ PHOTOSHOP!
October 7, 2009
UNUSUALLY LONG…
“…Boston Medical maintains it explained to Howard how to properly inject himself and what to do in the event of an unusually long erection…”
June 30, 2009
WTF
This one just has me going WTF…we have not done this…ever?
June 24, 2009
THIS DUDE IS A DINGLEBERRY: JOSEPH BROOKS
Joseph Brooks wrote that horrible hit “You Light Up My Life”… He was arrested for rape etc. ( See Story)I can’t miss this oportunity. Here are his original lyrics with my re-written of his lyrics stanza by stanza (mine in red):
So many nights I’d sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now you’ve come along
So many nights I’d post ads on craigslist
Waiting for someone to be lured to my nest
So many sperm I keep deep inside me
Alone in the dark holding on to my dongCHORUS
And you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
CHORUS
And you answered my ad
You give me wood, a nice big hardon
You enlarge my hopes and pump blood to my dongRollin’ at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I’m turnin’ for home?
Finally a chance to say “Hey, I love you”
Never again to be all alone
Plied them with wine, they don’t know I’m a pig
Could it be prison time because of my bone?
Finally a chance to plead “Hey, not guilty!”
Bent over again by that dude.CHORUS
‘Cause you, you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
CHORUS
And you answered my ad
You give me wood, a nice big hardon
You enlarge my hopes and pump blood to my dongIt can’t be wrong
When it feels so right
’cause you…..you light up my life
It must be wrong
My butt feels so tight
Cuz you bend me over the rest of my life…
June 2, 2009
The BEST Commercial EVER~!~
March 31, 2009
I’M GONNA BE A GRAND PA!
Well my daughter the beloved YUM CAKES has blessed me with my first grandchild! Sometime in late November (around my birthday no less) I will be a GRAND PA!!! LMFAO!!!
March 24, 2009
Quick joke before heading home.
An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother, ‘My hands are freezing cold.’
The mother replied, ‘Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
warm them up.’The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, ‘My hands are freezing cold.’
The girl replied, ‘Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up..’
He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter.He said, ‘My nose is cold.’
The girl replied, ‘Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up’.He did and warmed his nose.
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