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October 7, 2009

UNUSUALLY LONG…

CATAGORIES: BONERS, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, MONEY, OUCH!, SPERM — Yarbz @ 1:32 pm

“…Boston Medical maintains it explained to Howard how to properly inject himself and what to do in the event of an unusually long erection…”

Read more: www.nydailynews.com/money/2009/10/07/2009-10-07_jury_awards_john_henry_howard_9m_verdict_after_erectile_dysfunction_treatment_yi.html#ixzz0TGv5IBTT

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June 30, 2009

WTF

This one just has me going WTF…we have not done this…ever?

Story

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June 24, 2009

THIS DUDE IS A DINGLEBERRY: JOSEPH BROOKS

Joseph Brooks wrote that horrible hit “You Light Up My Life”… He was arrested for rape etc. ( See Story)I can’t miss this oportunity. Here are his original lyrics with my re-written of his lyrics stanza by stanza (mine in red):

So many nights I’d sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now you’ve come along
So many nights I’d post ads on craigslist
Waiting for someone to be lured to my nest
So many sperm I keep deep inside me
Alone in the dark holding on to my dong

CHORUS
And you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
CHORUS
And you answered my ad
You give me wood, a nice big hardon
You enlarge my hopes and pump blood to my dong

Rollin’ at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I’m turnin’ for home?
Finally a chance to say “Hey, I love you”
Never again to be all alone
Plied them with wine, they don’t know I’m a pig
Could it be prison time because of my bone?
Finally a chance to plead “Hey, not guilty!”
Bent over again by that dude.

CHORUS
‘Cause you, you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
CHORUS
And you answered my ad
You give me wood, a nice big hardon
You enlarge my hopes and pump blood to my dong

It can’t be wrong
When it feels so right
’cause you…..you light up my life
It must be wrong
My butt feels so tight
Cuz you bend me over the rest of my life…

June 2, 2009

The BEST Commercial EVER~!~

CATAGORIES: BONERS, SPERM — CinLin @ 12:16 pm

The Milkman

March 31, 2009

I’M GONNA BE A GRAND PA!

Well my daughter the beloved YUM CAKES has blessed me with my first grandchild! Sometime in late November (around my birthday no less) I will be a GRAND PA!!! LMFAO!!!

March 24, 2009

Quick joke before heading home.

CATAGORIES: BONERS, HUMOR, SPERM — CinLin @ 5:40 pm

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day.

The daughter said to her mother, ‘My hands are freezing cold.’

The mother replied, ‘Put them between your legs. Your body heat will
warm them up.’

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, ‘My hands are freezing cold.’

The girl replied, ‘Put them between my legs. The warmth of my body will warm them up..’

He did and warmed his hands.

The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter.

He said, ‘My nose is cold.’

The girl replied, ‘Put it between my legs. The warmth of my body will
warm it up’.

He did and warmed his nose.
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February 25, 2009

Time for NAME THAT PORN FILM!!

Yes, my fellow Juggernutians, it’s time to pick the name of the porn film that OCTOMOM

, should she take the offer from Vivid Entertainment (no link for them, would not be SFW!!), will star in. Family dental and health care included in offer.
Sooo ~~
I offer up
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February 2, 2009

SHE DOESN’T NEED TO WORRY, THE AMERICAN TAXPAYER WILL PAY THE BILLS… BEND OVER EVERYONE:

Excerpts From the 8 Baby Story:
(Whole Story HERE)

…By last night, it was clear that Suleman is not an infertile woman who sought medical help to have children. The 33-year-old Californian already has six children. She is single and has no visible means of support for her current family, let alone the additional eight babies that now give her enough offspring to field a football team with three substitutes…

…Court records in nearby San Bernardino show that Suleman’s mother filed for bankruptcy last year, claiming $1m in liabilities as a result of a bad housing investment. At the same time, the records hint at an unusual personal history for the family. They show that Suleman – who changed her name from Nadya Doud in 2001 – divorced her husband, Marcos Gutiérrez, a year ago. Gutiérrez, however, may not be the father of her first six children, because the divorce filing indicates no children were produced from the marriage…

…Suleman herself seems to have little employment history. Neighbours have reported that she worked as a psychiatric technician before she began having children. After that, she attended college, studying child development. She graduated with a bachelor of science degree and returned to do a masters. She last went to a classroom in the spring of 2008.

But even more mysterious than the family’s history are the details of how Suleman became impregnated. Officials at Kaiser Permanente, where a 46-strong medical team delivered her eight children, have said she first appeared there when she was already three months pregnant. Yet it seems that the fertility clinic that implanted Suleman with so many embryos was going against current medical practice. Leaving aside the wisdom of treating a single mother with six children, it is dangerous to implant so many embryos in a woman so young. The likelihood of all those embryos taking hold is much higher in younger mothers and so most doctors would only implant one or two embryos.

Then there is the question of why doctors allowed Suleman to keep all eight embryos once they took hold in her womb, despite the enormous risks to her: even having triplets puts a woman and her babies at huge risk of death or serious injury…

December 30, 2008

OLD JUGGERNUTS SITE

FYI TO ALL JUGGHEADS: I have requested a copy of the old program that ran the ‘Old Jugg’ site. If this works, we may have full access to the old blog dating back to September 2003 which should include comments and ‘more’ sections. I will need help once I get the program so volunteers are needed. I know Trench is smart enough but I think he is very busy. Feste knows somebody who may be able to help. I will have to host the old site separately so we’ll have to see how it goes. I would really like to have to old stuff up again as there were some classic posts with pics and stories that should not be lost to history.

Stay tuned

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